After almost many years throughout many bumps, ups, and downs in all of them months here, we're finally taking a look at the long awaited parody history of the #10thMember from the official "Parody Originaliters of HHS HQ"!!!!!! Better known to be as the official creator and owner of Haxx Hustun Studios (HHS HQ) itself, and it's none other then "Baxx Jonnson", the son of Nave Jonnson, the official owner and creator of JJS HQ (Jax Justun Studios)!!!!!!!!!! Originally born back on August 8th, 1493, just years after her sister named "Debbradaey Jonnson" was born back on October 1st, 1210, good old Baxx Jonnson was known to be as the official CEO, Founder, and Creator of Haxx Hustun Studios itself!!!!!!!! He would also become known to be as the official creator of the first and ever hand-made parody mascot known to be as "Wagonlley (The Wagon Pet)" around back on March 17th, 1920!!!!!!!! Then the second one being "Mangled (Tangled's Brother)" around back on September 17th, 1934!!!!!!!
And finally, the third one being good old "Fwrog Sttroke", around back on November 10th, 1947!!!!!!!! Looks like we're finally AND officially ready to talk about Baxx Jonnson and the rest of his entire parody backstories, lore, and histories!!!!!!!! And now, without anymore parody interruptions and everything, let us all finally take closer looks to learn more about Baxx Jonnson and all of HIS parody facts, ideas, futures, and everything from both Napature Science and Haxx Hustun Studios!!!!!!! But mostly being around HHS HQ itself of course!!!!!! Are you all ready and excited about all of this???? Because I am of course!!!!!!!!
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Welcome (Baxx Jonnson), The Official CEO, Founder, and Creator of Haxx Hustun Studios (HHS HQ)!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baxx Jonnson (The Official Creator, CEO, & Founder of HHS HQ (Haxx Hustun Studios) itself!!!)
Originally Born on: August 8th, 1493
Working at HHS HQ Since: March 1st, 1919
(All Originally Made on: September 14th, 1982)
(All Officially Re-Made on: April 18th, 2026)
Official Parody HHS HQ Job: LITTERALLY THE BOSS OF THE ENTIRETY-NESS OF HAXX HUSTUN STUDIOS (HHS HQ)
Official HHS HQ Parody History Message about (Tenth) Member of the Official Parody Originaliters of HHS HQ (Originally Recorded on: September 16th, 1982):
"Good-morrow Everybody!!!! My name's good old "Baxx Jonnson", and I'm known to be as the official CEO, Creator, and Founder of the youngest parody company known to be as "Haxx Hustun Studios (HHS HQ)"!!!!! Ever since my father and sister had become creators and founders of their own parody companies, I had also wanted to create and model (and also design) my very own parody company known to be as "Popularkland Vends Studios", around on April 18th, 1599!!!!! Which would then become known to be as "Baxx Hustun Studios" around on November 23rd, 1783!!!!! And would then become as Haxx Hustun Studios (HHS HQ) around on March 4th, 1893!!!!!! Years later, I would also become known as the creator of my first, second, and third hand-made parody mascots known to be as "Wagonlley", "Mangled", and "Fwrog Sttroke"!!!!! Sure, my youngest parody company sure gone off towards some rough, rocky, and terrifying starts.......Haxx Hustun Studios wouldn't been the same without my friends and my family members!!!!!! Thanks mom, dad, and my sister for showing me what parody projects and creations are all about!!!! And let's make this parody company more positive and respectful then ever!!!!! This is Baxx Jonnson everybody!!!! We're officially finished here!!!!!"
So, you'd all already known about the long forgotten parody backstories about "Nave Jonnson" of course, right????? But, what about his long and almost forgotten parody family members!!!!!!!?!?!??!!!!! Well, you're all officially in luck, because around on August 8th, 1493, Nave Jonnson and his wife "Slave S. H. Jonnson/Slave Jonnson", had officially named their younger son known to be as "Baxx Jonnson", originally named to be as "Baxworth B. Jonnson"!!!!!!! Born at a local hospital, which would become part of DDS HQ itself of course, Baxx Jonnson was known as the talk of the town!!!!!!! So much that he wanted to create, model, and design his very own parody company as what his sister and father had down!!!!!!!! During his senior years in high school around back on April 18th, 1599, he decided to design and model his very own and original blueprints and sketches for his future parody company and it would be named as "Popularkland Vends Studios"!!!!!!! A name based around many popular and famous people that could create, model, and design their very own parody creations and projects for future generations to come!!!!!!!!
But Baxx Jonnson's future ideas and creativities would then changed to be known as "Baxx Hustun Studios" around on November 23rd, 1783!!!!!! Named after his fellow science and technology teacher from college named "Baxx Hustun"!!!!!!! But years after JJS HQ was created, around back on March 4th, 1893, it would then become known as what we all known and loved it today!!!!!!!! It was Haxx Hustun Studios (HHS HQ)!!!!!!!!!! And after almost like 26 years of construction-ning and building, Baxx Jonnson's parody company known to be as Haxx Hustun Studios was born and opened for business around on March 1st, 1919!!!!!!! And of course, we all knew what would come next for Baxx Jonnson, right???? Yep!!!!!!! Creating, modeling, and designing, parody mascots!!!!! Like "Chess Greece" around on March 2nd, 1919, and his best friend "Deathf Fun Snake (DeathfSnake)" around back on December 11th, 1920!!!!!! However though, Baxx Jonnson would decided to then create, model, and design his very own hand-made parody mascots around those moments of time here!!!!!! He would become known to be as the official creator of the first and ever hand-made parody mascot known to be as "Wagonlley (The Wagon Pet)" around back on March 17th, 1920!!!!!!!! Then the second one being known as "Mangled (Tangled's Brother)" around back on September 17th, 1934!!!!!!! And finally, the third one being good old "Fwrog Sttroke", around back on November 10th, 1947!!!!!!!!
But around those times, efforts, and simple working skills, Baxx Jonnson would also have many disasters, accidents, incidents, and massacres that would be occurring during all of his future adventures to come all over at his beloved, respectful, and positive third and youngest parody company known to be as Haxx Hustun Studios (HHS HQ) itself!!!!!!!! Much like Jax Justun Studios and Draxx Dustun Studios (with many other side parody companies as well too), Baxx Jonnson had face off against so many challenges and dangerous threats that would be created from many other non-hand-made parody mascots, recalled parody mascots, and of course, many parody cameo mascots all over at Haxx Hustun Studios and Napature Science!!!!!!!! And we've might've notice almost a few of those parody massacres, parody incidents/accidents, and parody news reports about the parody secrets around HHS HQ from past years, right???? I mean, looks like Baxx Jonnson had no other choices to take so many legal parody actions over the upcoming future years!!!!!! And there's no other ways if he.......Look, the point is, Baxx Jonnson is just doing the best as he can here to bring them positive and respectful parody spirits to life all over at both Napature Science and Haxx Hustun Studios!!!!!!! However though, will Baxx Jonnson become also known as some future parody threats for both HHS HQ and Napature Science's parody reputations and parody companies themselves???? Once again folks, we'll never know until more future guests will arrive with their own future inventing originalities!!!!!!!!!!!! And I think things might be getting more worse then ever before!!!!! Or can it?????
-End Of HHS HQ Parody History Message!!!!!
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Alright folks!!!!! That was something to begin with here!!!!! I mean...That was something else indeed!!!!!! Anyways, who's the official and upcoming #11thPOofHHSHQmember and......Oh, boy!!!!!! Of course folks, it had to be "Mayor Dayeor (Mr. Dayeor)"!!!!!!!!! Better known as the parody and novel king of creating none other than the "Bigger Parody Bodies Initiative (BPB Inc)" of HHS HQ and Napature Science!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Way back on back on August 8th, 1937!!!!!!!! And also known both the brother of "Haeytter Dayoer (Lord Dayoer)" and the #15thRecalledHHSparodyMascot!!!!!!!! GOSH!!!! Do I even ask who will be the official #12thPOofHHSHQmember and whatnot?????? Oh!!!! The official #12thPOofHHSHQmember is known to be as "Veggiee Spreyer (Veggey Heggey)"!!!!! WHAT!?!?!?!?!? HER!?!?!?!?! WHY HER!?!?!?!?!?!!!! Okay, who's the #13thPOofHHSHQmember then???? His name's "Fakelines Growpuctionn" and he was known as the official #13thPOofHHSHQmember!!!!!! Also known as the official parody organizer of all HHS HQ and Napature Science parody commercials and online parody programs and services!!!!!!!! Alright folks, stay tuned for some more future updates I guess!!!!!! Actually folks, maybe we should start off with the #11thPOofHHSHQmember known as Mayor Dayeor (Mr. Dayeor) for next time!!!!!!!!
Then right after that, the official #12thPOofHHSHQmember, known to be as Veggiee Spreyer (Veggey Heggey)!!!!!! Then of course, the good old #13thPOofHHSHQmember known as good old Fakelines Growpuctionn right afterwards!!!!!! So yeah folks, after many years of waiting here, we've all finally gotten a couple of sneak peeks at the long awaited #10thPOofHHSHQmember known to be as Baxx Jonnson!!!!!!! Yes, it was a bit short, but many unknown parts of Baxx Jonnson's parody backstories and lore had to be cut off because some or just most of them were just completely deleted forever or just totally corrupted for good!!!!!!! But anyways folks, I will see you all next time!!!!! Thanks again for all of your respectful and positive love and support so far!!!!!! Stay tuned for some more future updates and I will be catching with all of you fellow friends in the later lines of some more juicier parody entries of them parody timelines of all of them parody companies alike!!!!!! Man!!!! I am so crazy and funny!!!!!! Like Baxx Jonnson of course!!!!!!! #WelcomeToHaxxHustunStudios!!!!!!!!!!! #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!!!!!!!!! #BaxxJonnson!!!!!!!! #HeOfficiallyHelpsEverybodyHere!!!!!!!! #LegaciesNeverEverSurrender!!!!!!!! #POofHHSHQmember10!!!!!!!! #RespectThemPositiveParodies!!!!!!















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