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The JadeJohnson Games JadeElight™ Thirteenth-Generation PowerPoint-Gaming Console For X64 Windows PowerPoint 2010 And Newer
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"We've Got A Brand New "NEWS" Mode! And One That's Clear Of Fake News Too!


What’s New In “The JadeShop™”?

We’ve added a news outlet on which developers may have approved storys appear! Right now, since it’ll only feature stories from its addition onwards, we’re still looking for you Jaders’s development articles with which to populate it, but hey: at least now we finally have a fully functional infrastructure for such a highly requested feature!

We’re proud to welcome “NEWS” Mode to our platform, and we hope to keep all Jaders™ up to date via our “Jader News Program™”. Thank you for your loyal support, and we promise that there shall never be any “fake news” appearing on our service, because each potentially eligible article is carefully reviewed by our team, and then verified true by the developers of any and all related titles before it’s approved for submission.

The only things you may consider fake news are stories about “those games that never seem any closer to ever getting released”, and even so, those’ll only be by third party developers, because first and second party reporters will only write about the sheer facts.

Please enjoy, and as always, “Happy Jading!™”



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