I'll defs take three points where I can!
But hey, if it means anything else, it would be that at least I gave you a catchy new song that's sure to be stuck in your head for at least the rest of the day, eh?
6 months ago
Well, my Direct predictions weren't right almost at all, but at least I got the large quantity of M-rated games, the next Mario Kart installment (even though I titled it incorrectly), and that SOME, even if not all, Nintendo Switch 2 game-patches're free!
Next up
JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!
Are you ready for more awesome news?!
That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!
JadeJohnson:
Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!
Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!
The adventure-games are coming!
The adventure-games are coming!
Have you noticed that some of our games now come in proper "boxes?" Just like the ones you might see on the Nintendo® Switch™ shelves at your local game-store?
Please comment which of our games should receive the box treatment next!
Due to recent events, today's showcase has been postponed to 2025.6.14. We deeply apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!
It Is Now Possible To Entirely Retexture And Replace 3D Models In Your PowerPoint Game Engines!
When Office 2021 first released, model-positions were calibrated from the upper left. Now, it occurs from the center, just like with 2D sprites!
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