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JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

JadeJohnson Industries Vault:

The 87Point5-Percent-Blind JadeJohnson Has Officially Beat “Mouse Unfair Redux’ - By YouTuber And PowerPoint-Game Developer “Diognei Matos’!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

We have made this today via a separate save-file for our Chum Vault - Experiencing The Reverie - Island Designer Tool! What will YOU-create?!

The adventure-games are coming!

The adventure-games are coming!

Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Are you ready for more awesome news?!