Just to demonstrate how tyranical The Evil King Patrick can be; if Ikumi loses to him, watch how brutally he takes her out! Notice the mud splitting nigh equally and almost entirely in just two unique directions, implying he splatters HER, not just IT!

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

It Is Now Possible To Entirely Retexture And Replace 3D Models In Your PowerPoint Game Engines!

When Office 2021 first released, model-positions were calibrated from the upper left. Now, it occurs from the center, just like with 2D sprites!

A new, in-development mode, which will be baked into the open world of B-A-S, titled "Bebe's Fashion Show™", will eventually be spun-off into its own title in The "Bebe's Art Studio™"-Series Of Games!

Please see the notes below:

We are not Nintendo insiders, or leakers, or any of that; just wishfully thinking, we are.

Wait, WHAT!? How does PowerPoint 2021 KNOW-that?!

We have made this today via a separate save-file for our Chum Vault - Experiencing The Reverie - Island Designer Tool! What will YOU-create?!

Are you ready for more awesome news?!