That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

Wait, WHAT!? How does PowerPoint 2021 KNOW-that?!

Meet Ikumi! She's determined to help Bebe in any way in her attempts to overthrow The Evil King Patrick Riordan! And now, you can see it in her actions, more, and better, than ever before, via our new AI Cutscene Technology!

JadeJohnson Industries Vault:

The 87Point5-Percent-Blind JadeJohnson Has Officially Beat “Mouse Unfair Redux’ - By YouTuber And PowerPoint-Game Developer “Diognei Matos’!

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

It Is Now Possible To Entirely Retexture And Replace 3D Models In Your PowerPoint Game Engines!

When Office 2021 first released, model-positions were calibrated from the upper left. Now, it occurs from the center, just like with 2D sprites!

We have made this today via a separate save-file for our Chum Vault - Experiencing The Reverie - Island Designer Tool! What will YOU-create?!

We are not Nintendo insiders, or leakers, or any of that; just wishfully thinking, we are.

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!