Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

JadeJohnson Industries Vault:

The 87Point5-Percent-Blind JadeJohnson Has Officially Beat “Mouse Unfair Redux’ - By YouTuber And PowerPoint-Game Developer “Diognei Matos’!

We are not Nintendo insiders, or leakers, or any of that; just wishfully thinking, we are.

We shall be hosting the first-ever "JaderHonours"-presentation on December Thirty-First Of Twenty--Twenty-Four! We hope you will watch the video to discover what the show shall be all about!

How to force your American-English-speaking Miis to say Japanese phrases as properly as possible - revealed! (Although, improper on-screen spellings are optional.)

Wait, WHAT!? How does PowerPoint 2021 KNOW-that?!

This is how the graphics for Dojo Mode used to look upon direct conceptualisation.

This is also how the game's Character Select Music used to sound, too!

Please note, this is running on last-gen hardware.

The adventure-games are coming!

The adventure-games are coming!