How to force your American-English-speaking Miis to say Japanese phrases as properly as possible - revealed! (Although, improper on-screen spellings are optional.)

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

It Is Now Possible To Entirely Retexture And Replace 3D Models In Your PowerPoint Game Engines!

When Office 2021 first released, model-positions were calibrated from the upper left. Now, it occurs from the center, just like with 2D sprites!

This is how the graphics for Dojo Mode used to look upon direct conceptualisation.

This is also how the game's Character Select Music used to sound, too!

Please note, this is running on last-gen hardware.

The adventure-games are coming!

The adventure-games are coming!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

We are not Nintendo insiders, or leakers, or any of that; just wishfully thinking, we are.

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Meet Ikumi! She's determined to help Bebe in any way in her attempts to overthrow The Evil King Patrick Riordan! And now, you can see it in her actions, more, and better, than ever before, via our new AI Cutscene Technology!