If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

JadeJohnson Industries Vault:

The 87Point5-Percent-Blind JadeJohnson Has Officially Beat “Mouse Unfair Redux’ - By YouTuber And PowerPoint-Game Developer “Diognei Matos’!

Nintendo Are Finally Listening To The

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus

Community! Sure, "Non-Binary", is as basic as possible, but it, IS, the thought that counts!

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus was only put on its own line for accessibility purposes, also why we spelled Plus.

Just to demonstrate how tyranical The Evil King Patrick can be; if Ikumi loses to him, watch how brutally he takes her out! Notice the mud splitting nigh equally and almost entirely in just two unique directions, implying he splatters HER, not just IT!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Although the result-screens still haven't yet been added-in, you can already see how well "JadeOme™" is starting to come-together! We're really excited to get this title out to all of you, now that we know that we are in-fact able to do so!

The adventure-games are coming!

The adventure-games are coming!

Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!