JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

How to force your American-English-speaking Miis to say Japanese phrases as properly as possible - revealed! (Although, improper on-screen spellings are optional.)

We shall be hosting the first-ever "JaderHonours"-presentation on December Thirty-First Of Twenty--Twenty-Four! We hope you will watch the video to discover what the show shall be all about!

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The 87Point5-Percent-Blind JadeJohnson Has Officially Beat “Mouse Unfair Redux’ - By YouTuber And PowerPoint-Game Developer “Diognei Matos’!

The adventure-games are coming!

The adventure-games are coming!

Wait, WHAT!? How does PowerPoint 2021 KNOW-that?!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

It Is Now Possible To Entirely Retexture And Replace 3D Models In Your PowerPoint Game Engines!

When Office 2021 first released, model-positions were calibrated from the upper left. Now, it occurs from the center, just like with 2D sprites!