JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

We have made this today via a separate save-file for our Chum Vault - Experiencing The Reverie - Island Designer Tool! What will YOU-create?!

The adventure-games are coming!

The adventure-games are coming!

It Is Now Possible To Entirely Retexture And Replace 3D Models In Your PowerPoint Game Engines!

When Office 2021 first released, model-positions were calibrated from the upper left. Now, it occurs from the center, just like with 2D sprites!

Are you ready for more awesome news?!

Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

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The 87Point5-Percent-Blind JadeJohnson Has Officially Beat “Mouse Unfair Redux’ - By YouTuber And PowerPoint-Game Developer “Diognei Matos’!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Just to demonstrate how tyranical The Evil King Patrick can be; if Ikumi loses to him, watch how brutally he takes her out! Notice the mud splitting nigh equally and almost entirely in just two unique directions, implying he splatters HER, not just IT!