JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!

Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

Just to demonstrate how tyranical The Evil King Patrick can be; if Ikumi loses to him, watch how brutally he takes her out! Notice the mud splitting nigh equally and almost entirely in just two unique directions, implying he splatters HER, not just IT!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

It Is Now Possible To Entirely Retexture And Replace 3D Models In Your PowerPoint Game Engines!

When Office 2021 first released, model-positions were calibrated from the upper left. Now, it occurs from the center, just like with 2D sprites!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Wait, WHAT!? How does PowerPoint 2021 KNOW-that?!

The adventure-games are coming!

The adventure-games are coming!

Meet Ikumi! She's determined to help Bebe in any way in her attempts to overthrow The Evil King Patrick Riordan! And now, you can see it in her actions, more, and better, than ever before, via our new AI Cutscene Technology!