Me: *Pays 0 dollars by pirating* (This is a joke don't pirate kids!!!!)

Girls saw this character and said "That's my wife"

Went back to model the office I showed off one time and now it's completely pink for some reason

Ngl, this is my favorite song on the Minecraft Movie soundtrack

My fans after I post "My old music was bad" for the 100th time a day:

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DID THEY JUST PUT A FUCKING PAY WALL ON AN ANIMATION FOR MAKING YOUR TEXT SLIDE DOWN?!?!??!?!?!

When bro does something super stupid in class and the goth girl is looking disapprovingly so you hit this pose to let her know you disapprove of bro as well:

Okay so I'm gonna watch the minecraft movie

How I look at my teacher after she announces the 100 page homework we have to do during spring break: