RAAAAAA

Well I guess I'm changing my pfp after like 2 years of having it

When your foreskin becomes sentient and detaches off of you and it starts to bite you as revenge for you biting it when you were jacking it

A weird noise happened in my attic today

When you're jacking it but it's not enough so you start biting your foreskin:

Video tape akert

Minecraft Youtubers when they go to meet a miner irl but it turns out to be an actual 50 year old miner instead of a child:

Me after finally killing the gorilla after he killed the other 99 men but then I realize it was Harambe:

United States project

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