Creating junk for all of the world's brats. Honestly, could there be a more miserable existence than that?

I can assure you that working with Grunty is far more pleasant. It's certainly better than spending your lifetime making Christmas presents!

The bane of Christmas past, present and future. I gotta say, Krampus is one heck of a creature!

He may only appear on the 5th, but he can come to my lair anytime! I've got some business proposals he's guaranteed to find sublime!

I've heard of speech impediments, but yours make my ears want a permanent vacation! Getting a new voice should be your current hyperfixation!

I don't know how Swedes can tolerate you every Christmas! Every single one! It's like they have a sickness!

This week's #FanArtFriday celebrates Mario!

Complete the quest and you'll get Coins!

Well, if it isn’t jolly Nick. People like you really make me tick!

”Ho-ho-ho”? No-no-no, I say! One millimeter near my chimney and I’ll make you pay!

Luigi's Mansion

I prefer the old you, Mr. Scrooge. Nowadays I can't tell if you're a moneylender or a despicable stooge!

It's almost as if you've been infected with a tumor. I'll be sure to avoid the ghosts of past, present and future!

Sadistic holiday demons are nothing new. However, that burnt toast bread look of yours? Phew!

Your abilities are impressive, for sure. But if you're going to turn my minions against me, I'll be sure to put you down like cur!

Wasn't really motivated today. Just have this Mr.Virtual doodle.

That box may work on the queen, but on me? It won't sell! You're gonna have to try a little harder than that, Noelle!

If you need to be taught how to fight, then don't bother challenging me! You won't even last long enough to count to three!