It's April Fools day! So have this Talking Flower.

The mess of the 2yr anniversary:

In a parallel universe where Sammy Stae doesn't know his father:

The Tale of the Hair: Part Six (The Final Part!)

The only reason to post now: Say that it's my birthday and I'm 20 years old now.

The Tale of the Hair: Part Four

Never ask Lisa Loud for a hairstyle...

What's better than having a spawnday on March 14th? Having a spawnday on THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES

#spawnday

The Tale of the Hair: Part Five

Oh no! Today is Friday the 13th! Be careful where you go, or else you may end up being cursed by the one and only Malory Madison!