What’s New In “The JadeShop™”?

A whole slew of new titles and sections have been added to “CACHE Mode”, in order to have officially made our service the perfect place for both consumers and developers of all personalities and parties respectively! We’ve also drastically improved the accessibility of our beloved platform for all users running the latest build, with informative screens that explain each mode of the service, as well as a brand new text to speech engine based on natural sounding human vocals.

1. For all of you whom are not Christian or otherwise strictly religious, a “Hardcore Games” section has been added to the download catalogue, so that if you feel like you’d rather fight for all your victories instead of avoiding the use of any sinful means of conflict resolution, you now have said option. We were very hesitant to add this feature to our platform, because we wanted to make sure that we implemented it correctly, from its name to its location in the app.

2. Let’s face it: some games were not meant to be streamed because of their sheer size and the max bandwidth set by even the most lenient of internet service providers. Well now, if it just wouldn’t be practical for “The Jaders™” to stream something, whether it be a game, a movie, a TV show, or an audio book, there is no more need to worry, because we’ve also added a “CACHE ONLY TITLES” section, which some of you might have seen in beta before this announcement, that even tells users which kind of content each of its items is, so that they can make the most informed decision as to when and how to download it.

3. For some reason, we never added the videos from our “TV” service to “CACHE Mode”, but that all changes today! Now, if you see an episode that you like whose developer gave us permission to let you download it, it’ll show up under the new “TV CONTENT” heading in “CACHE Mode”!

4. All developer permitted “LULL™” relaxation materials, including the smash hit “Anime Logic” series by “JadeJohnson Films™”, are now properly available for download. We’re sorry that it took so long for “Anime Logic” to get cleared for release in “CACHE Mode”, but we do hope that since it’s available now, you will enjoy having the option to store the hilarious material on your own devices to watch and laugh at to your heart’s content!

5. Now, when you enter each mode of “The JadeShop™”, it is explained to you exactly which kinds of content it offers. We even made it short and sweet, with each screen only requiring a single page, and with its text in a different colour from that of all the others, so you can easily tell them all apart!

6. We’ve created an entirely brand spanking new text to speech synthesizer for better in app accessibility! Modelled after the sampling based approach from the “Start To Finish™” reading tool for people with literacy and learning disabilities, this new engine is much easier to understand, and hence, friendlier to listen to as well!

This update has been released to all JadeShop supported platforms, so new customers will automatically receive the latest features upon their installation of our service!

Please enjoy, and as always, “HAPPY JADING!™”