Oh no! Today is Friday the 13th! Be careful where you go, or else you may end up being cursed by the one and only Malory Madison!

It's April Fools day! So have this Talking Flower.

The Tale of the Hair: Part Four

The Tale of the Hair: Part Six (The Final Part!)

In a parallel universe where Sammy Stae doesn't know his father:

The mess of the 2yr anniversary:

The Tale of the Hair: Part Five

What's better than having a spawnday on March 14th? Having a spawnday on THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES

#spawnday

The only reason to post now: Say that it's my birthday and I'm 20 years old now.

Never ask Lisa Loud for a hairstyle...