wake up

crab

you feel the space-time fabric of your Mondays begin to twist and warp

a verummancer ponders

bonus area

media literacy can be a surprisingly useful skill

galloping golly-gossips whisper outside windows to lure out the curious

burgerkinesis

this one’s for all my Vaucanson-heads out there

hundreds die in the voidwood each year, each attempting to take a picture of a wrong animal to post with the caption “same”