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hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to swing shift at farley's welcome actually to swing shift at Farley Jr's i was not ready for that! holy hell uhhhhh yeah fuck this i'm not doing this joke again it probably wasn't funny then and it isn't now so let's just move on and start the video game here's our beautiful menu

Let's start a new game and start our Swing Shift at Farley Jr's.

HELP WANTED BLAH BLAH BLAH

Here's our beautiful office.

we get a phone call by the games phone guy "greg"

greg does the usual phone guy introduction stuff talking about the cams and how super advanced they are

in case it wasn't obvious enough already we're in a mall a pretty dark one at that cause you know keeping the lights on during the night in a place like this is gonna cost a shit ton of money

anyway the main reason we're guarding the place is to check on the brand new store Farley Jr's we are specifically taking care of the hunks of plastic that they have the Jr's they're super advanced and can detect a diddy blud from a mile away but you know because this is fnaf they're gonna come to your office and tear you a new asshole

how ever there is a way to deal with them see that spare farley head on the table? if one of those pieces of plastic ever comes into your room put it on how ever that's not it when you do put it on you have to play simon says with them depending on what color their eyes are press one of the four buttons do this four times and they'll buzz off and leave you alone

greg then mentions how all the characters work blah blah before saying that the owner of Farley's only has one week to fix his shitty robots and if he doesn't they're gone for good but until then cya on the flipside ciao

on night 1 we have FOUR threats active those being the Jr's and the puppet

let's start with the jr's first as the phone guy said they'll show up in the hallway and when you see them there put on the mask and do the simon says thing to make them leave

basil and charlie work the same but farley jr works a bit differently you can't see him on the cams but there is a tracker you can use to locate his location so basically the same thing now onto the puppet

there's this little button on the cams and if you click on it it starts to play music you MUST make sure the music is always playing on the cam the puppet is on or else you die and also you need to wind up the music using the music box in the office cause if it runs out you also die

one last thing the camera flashes you have a maximum amount of 5 flashes before it runs out however you can get more flashes by searching around the cams so yeah make sure to NEVER run out

and yeah that was night 1 overall a pretty strong start i love how there's already a lot of cam usage with the puppet and the films and the lil simon says minigame with the jrs is pretty fun too don't got much else to say so onto night 2

greg calls us again congratulating us for making it onto night 2 but enough about that the big bad older models are active now specifically basil and charlie oh and also showbiz sued new edge inc lolol

right so these guys have 2 ways of attacking they can either go to the front hall where you simply have to flash them

or they can decide NOT to go the front hall and use the other doors in this case you have to use the gates to fend them off

for being only night 2 characters these guys are quite the diddy bluds but don't worry it'll get worse there's one last threat active

remember florence? remember whitney? well they're back and now they are the jailhound

whenever jailhound starts talking instantly take a photo of them

then put on the mask to fully make them leave

and yeah that should be everything overall again a really fun night especially with the new threats i fucking love jailhound so much they're awesome oh and we do get another one of those freddy pov cutscenes and uh hmm.... i wonder who that is?

onto night 3 and BABE WAKE UP WE GOT MORE THREATS TO DEAL WITH FOUR TO BE EXACT

first let's start with bb and jj they work like basil and charlie except instead of killing you they just take shit from you bb steals your camera flashes and jj steals your mask though you can get them back to deal with them either wear the mask or close the door whenever they say "bye bye!" that means they're gone

now onto astro and candy cadet the diddy bluds of night 3

they work together meaning that if one of them attacks you the other will attack surely afterwards for both of them you have to close the door

their unique gimmicks is that astro won't be seen with camera flashes but can be heard on either the left or right side and candy cadet CAN be seen but can't be heard so better use those flashes

oh and uh things are getting fucking crazy all over the mall it's not just us having to deal with this shit it's everyone

and yeah that was night 3 again a really solid night filled with tons of new threats i really love all the new guys introduced especially astro he's my goat but enough about that look! the bunny man is starring at us

wooooooooooooo very scary! anyway onto night 4

okay so there's been an investigation going on and the mall might have to end up closing for a few days oh and please for the love of god don't try to be in direct eye contact with any of those clankers

the weird thing is that when they see a kid they act just fine but when they see an adult they just..... stare.....

anyway we have 2 more problems to deal with those being the mangle and the original farley fazbear

let's start with the mangle first she's quite the tuff looking fellow but that doesn't matter right now how does she work?

in your office you might notice a lever that turns the power on and off whenever you see the mangle in the hallway or hear vent sounds instantly turn the power off to make her go away

note that you can use the doors and the mask while the power is off but not the cameras or the flashes

now onto farley he's in the backroom with his other broken friends but when he leaves that room he heads right to your hallway slowly getting closer

when you use the flash and see that he's leaning over turn off the power and wait for him to leave

and yeah that was night 4 once again for the fourth time a really really fun and hard night from this point onwards the game starts to get really hard which i don't really mind too much i do love a hard game every now and then as long it's not mml or aml slop of course

the mangle probably has my favorite design in the whole game too i mean look! she even has the second head thing that's adorable oh and farley is cool too i suppose the fact he uses his fnaf ar voicelines is awesome but enough yapping let's see that amazing post night cutscene

It's me, night 5 time.

alright so the malls on lockdown nobody besides the cops are allowed in or out when all of this is sorted out we might be moved to the dayshift just uh hang in there alright? alright

no one new becomes active this night so time to give my thoughts on the gameplay so far and it's..... REALLY good like REAAAAAAAAAAAALLLY good i'm just gonna say it this is the best fnaf 2 remake i've ever played even better than stuff like affos and rewritten 87 the gameplay loop in this is just so damn satisfying and fun to do yeah it's hard but like it's still fun and never really feels bullshit actual fnaf 2 is infamous for having bad gameplay so having this reboot fully fix it is so awesome my only real problem with the gameplay is that the tracker genuinely feels useless it might as well not be in the game at all it just feels like an excuse to make the game "harder" for the sake of being harder i didn't even bother using it for the later nights but yeah super cool game me like me like

anyway we beat the night get our pay chec-

OH nvm i guess we die.

so uh..... that sucks.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh onto night6?????????????????????????????

but wait before that let's talk about LORE remember how in farleys 1 we had newspapers? well now they are BACK let's take a look at them shall we?

wow such deep lore i wonder who this midas guy is hopefully he won't appear in night 6hahhahahaha

anyway night 6 time

we obviously don't play as jeremy anymore so who do we play as? why the ceo of new edge inc of course vincent!

greg calls us again one last time and he is fucking PISSED at us which i mean fair crashout honestly

we fucking with his staff killed his employee kidnapped kids all that good stuff and now we have the BALLS to come back here to do whatever so greg tells us if we don't leave by tomorrow he'll call the cops on us

on night 6 someone gulp NEW becomes active that being the original man himself midas the chud- i mean midas the martian

he's the golden freddy type character

whenever you pull down the monitors there's a chance he'll be there pull them up and he'll be gone for good

sounds simple on paper but in execution this man right here is quite the diddy blud

this bitch ass mf has ruined so many good night 6 runs for me because i wasn't paying enough attention which i'll admit was my fault but still fuck this guy stupid ass martian no wonder his species went extinct fucking asshole

anyway despite midas the chuds trying his best we still end up kicking his ass and beating the night but alas because of our sins against humanity farley jr's closes down

and yeah that was farley jr's overall in excellent remake i had so much fun playing this game even the earlier nights were fun i already said all the stuff i liked about it so i'm not gonna repeat myself but yeah very good game it gets a 9/10 solar IS making a farleys 3 and you bet your ass i'm gonna be talking about it when it releases but until then thanks for reading and i'll see yall on the flipside ciao!