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Yeah, Iโ€™m definitely fucked ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ




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DUDE NOW SHES MEOWING AT ME BRO IM ON A TIMED SCHEDULE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Well thatโ€™s fucking wonderful :(

This cat donโ€™t understand bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ

IM TRYING TO SHOWER PLEAZE GET OUT OF THE TUB

(I was mowing)

(Ps. Itโ€™s quite a dirty job)

aroace wallpaper!!!(includes ace spectrum)

Now sheโ€™s protecting meโ€ฆ

Cat, YOU LOVE WATER

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?-

TRUE MURICAN WALLPAPER *SPAMMED BALD EAGLE SOUNDS* REQUESTED BY @Spartan31718, A REAL TROOPER (yes this is 50% a meme and yes I am actually american)

Sheโ€™s like:

โ€œ you were playing outsideโ€ฆ WITHOUT ME?!? ๐Ÿ˜พโ€

How Dani comforts people in storms:

By biting your face off after thunder rolls through.

And the weird thing is, Iโ€™m scared by the thunder and the lightning, and she is completely unbothered until and nice strong thunder comes through. And THEN she bites.

For @witherd_doctor_green_karsten

A song dedicated to us as a couple!!!!

Song language in: German ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช, English ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

Made in: suno.ai, tuneform.com, and IbisPaint X

Lyrics in article!!!

AHH SHE JUST ROLLED OVER FOR ME ๐Ÿฅน

AHH-

SHE JUST FLUNG WATER AT ME WTF-??!