The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Wild Leak Appeared?!

Now it's gone down to fourteen hours, but seriously! Check out how long Dropbox thought that the Official Provisional Release would take to upload! Like, how ridiculous is THAT?! Eh?

@ffatalityy — This gal makes the most amazing Microsoft® Paint™ Original Character-Designs we've ever been blessed to have seen! Go check out their work!

Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M

Maze Maker - Official JadeJohnson Games Gameplay Showcase

Have YOU beat the game yet?

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

Check Out This Dialog Box That Appeared On My Home Screen!