Shitpost theorie's in DogEmpire V.2.0

Gj theory: @CULTORUM 's Ballsack is very heavy

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(I'm joking don't kill me)

so i have an idea for what ralsei chould be in the light world.

so like... what if ralsei is a photo of asriel? idk why but this just sticks to me. this is now my headcannon.

The weirdest shit I found

https://youtube.com/shorts/fX8T3Ptr4QY?si=lE_bd0OdrvDoNmoB

Prediction: the next uttp attack will be in January

GJ theory: how big is doctor zomboss's cock?

GJ theory:Do you remember this undertale character his name is ASFAKE NIGHTMMARUR HE IS THE cusion OF TOGORE DREMMUR,CHARA DREMMUR AND ASRIEL DREMMUR HE IS LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT BY TUTORIAL DREMMUR BECAUSE HE HAD ALL 7 TYPES OF ADDICTION THE ADDICTS HAD.

GJ theory: @twilightcarrot

X @lethal_legend01

HERE IS PROOF

Gj theory: @cybop_9 is our FBI agent

Gj theory:

Dog empire is dying

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GJ theory:

@lethal_legend01 X @CULTORUM ??????