DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery
Welcome to the DPDD! Why don't you share something nice?
Okay now its time to draw a funny commision thing for a friend of my friend while watching dumbasses scream and not-so-scary shit.
I’ll still be online, just being innocent and a psychotic child who sjiuld be put in a mental hospital...
Elementary me lmao
DiDe: Diamond, you’re in charge!
Pico: Diamond, can we start a fire?
Diamond: Yes >:)
DiDe: I regret my actions-
Asanstale: Can I come with you, I dont want to die from these 2 again!
Diaoh: Dont give them ideas you damn lunatic. Your asking for it.
*DiDe and Diaoh being platonic*
DiDe: I love you
Diaoh: I love you too
Asanstale: What the fuck is happening?
AnimeFan: You don’t wanna know.
Diamond: Yeah, you don’t.
Pico: *falls through the roof*
Asanstale: Wha-
Pico: I heard there was punch. (⌐■_■)
Diaoh: Did DiDe just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Diamond: Yeah, they did.
Diaoh: And did I just do finger guns back?
Diamond: Yeah, you did.
(It’s motherly love you psychos)
Diaoh: Having two *partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.
Diamond: It’s my turn to cuddle DiDe.
Diaoh: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!
*platonic
Diamond: Comparing Diaoh and A fucking demon is like comparing apples and oranges.
Diaoh: We’re both unique in our own ways?
Diamond: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.
A fucking demon: Which one of us is the orange?
Too much text to write sadly but this is peak comedy
DiDe: Diaoh always accuses me of having a favourite but that’s not true.
DiDe: I love Diamond and all the not-Diamonds equally.
Diaoh: You literally just said my name and then you forget it?
Diamond: Hello not-Diamond!
Diaoh: Fuck you
DiDe: HE-