DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

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Has anyone ever thought that whenever people say β€œI swear to fucking god,β€œ that they actually swear to ..*ahem* FUCKING god...

Hey, just a thought!

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I swear to FUCKING GOD if I get homework the FIRST DAY...

IMMA PUNCH THE SHIT OUTTA SOMEONE

How to be chill, no stress??

Me.

...its 6 am

Guess whos fun time has now been thrown out the window?

I hope its better than middle school, that shit sucked

School starts for me tomorrow 😭

Reading that one book with romance again, hoping the romance stays at a low point cause I canNOT take any more of this

Anyways- I'm leaving to my fashion game

I'm done PEACE

β€œAy yo bro who got you smiling like that?!”

Me: β€œwho tf said I was smiling?”