DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

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Has anyone ever thought that whenever people say βI swear to fucking god,β that they actually swear to ..*ahem* FUCKING god...
Hey, just a thought!
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I swear to FUCKING GOD if I get homework the FIRST DAY...
IMMA PUNCH THE SHIT OUTTA SOMEONE
Guess whos fun time has now been thrown out the window?
I hope its better than middle school, that shit sucked
School starts for me tomorrow π
Reading that one book with romance again, hoping the romance stays at a low point cause I canNOT take any more of this
Anyways- I'm leaving to my fashion game
I'm done PEACE

βAy yo bro who got you smiling like that?!β
Me: βwho tf said I was smiling?β