DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

Hey guys! I'm on my buggy laptop :D

I made this keychain but idk what to do with it now :(
Guys dw, dad woke up and said he would fix it before work. Thx dad 🫶❤️
And now I feel like throwing up…
Great.
Fucking. Great.
Kill me. /hj
It feels like my ears are on fire holy shit
WAIT… IS THAT WHY ITS GOING OFF??!?
It’s almost 6:30 dad please wake up soon I can’t live like this 🙏🙏🙏
It started going off again, that’s why I stopped post for a bit
Im scared this thing is just gonna straight up explode in my face and I hate it. I’m gonna gave another nightmare when I go to sleep (if I go to sleep)
What happens if you don’t put new batteries in that thing.. if it keeps beeping or smth, like, will it just explode? Will it start a fire so your like “ I need to fix this cause it almost burnt my house down last time” like…???