DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

Welcome to the DPDD! Why don't you share something nice?
Yβall I need motivation sooo badly πππ
We had to open the windows while driving to be able to see cause it was so cold outside compared to the inside of our car
Itβs way too fucking cold to go to school itβs 29 degrees and the heating never works what do they want from us??
They said cold but I didnβt think it would get THIS cold, itβs usually just a tease not like fr frπππ
MY PHONE IS GONNA BLOW UP HOLY SHIT NONIFICATIONS-
I think this generator thinks were all depressed teens, which for me is inaccurate cause I aint depressed anymore but okay
Officially best day of January β¨β¨
WAIT GUYS I SUCCEEDED IN SOCIAL INTERACTION
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
I need a make a cool catch phrase for mah new business