Venting/Ranting in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery
I HATE THEM EVEN MORE FOR HURTING MY CAT. SHE'S GOT PTS-FUCKING-D FROM THIS SHIT NOW. SHE'S CURLED UP NEXT TO ME TRYING TO SLEEP AND SHE WAS WHIMPERING EARLIER.
FUCK YOU. π
FUCK YOUR FIRE ALARMS. π
AND FUCK YOU FOR SCARING MY PRECIOUS BABY.
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This house was built 2006...
It's 2025. THEY HAVEN'T BEEN CHANGED SINCE THIS HOUSE WAS FUCKING BUILT. HOW AND WHY. WTF. WHY IS MY HOUSE FILLED WITH THE EARLY 2000 BROKEN SHIT?!?! WHO OWNED THIS HOUSE?? FUCK YOUUUU
Guess fucking what.
Your supposed to replace those things every 5 years.
Guess how fucking old they are.
I FUCKING dare you.
We took the thing out of the wall...
AN IT DECIDES TO GO OFF ON THE COUCH WTFFFF
KILL YOURSELF FUCKING FIRE ALARM
KILL ME WHILE YOUR AT IN I'M FUCKING DONE π
(Half joking post.)
IM SO DOOOOOONEE ππππ
Your all probably right because THIS MF DECIDES TO DO IT AGAIN AND I LITERALLY WAS ABTOUT O FUCKING MURDER THAT DAMN THIBG.
Y'all would not have guessed... WHAT just happened οΌο½γΈΒ΄οΌ
Good night and if I start fucking crying and or screaming, you know what fucking happened. Bye.
I know it would be great comedic timing, but I swear to fucking God, if that things goes off again I'm tearing this place to the fucking ground and I might as well burn it
I've never wanted to die more in my life, AND IT'S BECAUSE OF SOME FUCKING FIRE ALARMS