Chat in Cult of Randomidiot666.
Some joke or other, I ran out of ideas.
Ruler of Heaven after Aaron will be Jesus Christ.
Morningstars can turn into serpentine creatures, like snakes or dragons. Sirius's favourite is a Basilisk, and it is said that he carries traces of that in his eyes. If he glares at you in his base form, you might turn to stone or die.