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DAVE GET OFF THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....Wow....I waste an hour of my day at a time that I would have been able to FINISH THE KNIGHT BATTLE AND WHEN I COME BACK YOU ALL ONLY WATCH A MINUTE OF IT?!?!? Guess if I ask you to watch the video I'm about to post you'd do the same thing...


*The future of monsterkind rests in your hands
I ATE 5 FUCKING SLICES OF MEATLOAF AND I'M STILL HUNGRY!!!!
Me: what are happy pills?
Google: ...
My friends: ...
My parents: ...
Me trying not to cry after finding out: ...have we tried these on spawnists?

WAIT- WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
NO DAVE- WHYYYYYYYYYY
If this get 100 like this will be my pfp for a month
Also
I'M BACK BABY!
Yello voidlets


Hey, I'mma take a big break, catch y'all on the flip side, and thanks for a (almost) amazing year, thank you and goodnight, plz tho chat I need sleep <3
Goodbye voidlets
C'ya in possibly a few months
What was I saying? Oh right, most dandys World ships make me think "なぜこのようなことが起こり続けるのでしょうか?"