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Elf on the Shelf..idk.
explain to me why i shouldnt be in an insane asylum
because i just ate COLD pizza with COLD GARLIC SAUCE on it.....and I'm eating the CRUST
WTF IS WRONG W/ ME 😭
TW!!!!!! Minors smoking; Pedophilia; Dildos offerred to a minor...
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Kk so essentially what happened yesterday. This is an explanation for my followers/friends who had no idea what was going on <3
Do yall fw my very tiny dinosaur 😈
I got it from Easter 😈🤑😈
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i wish suspian was entirely canon
yall follow @Pyro_from_TF2 
now
like do it
or this meme will replace every image you have in your camera roll!!
Chat I'm literally fucking shaking rn
THIS IS A BOOST FFHFHRGDSUSJFBEBS PLS BOOST THIS AND REPORT THIX MF
THEY ALSO DELETED MY COMMENT WHEN I SAID HOW IS IT RESPONSIBLE SMOKING WHEN THEY'RE MUNORITIES
cant my homie js stop being cute so i can be annoyed for five seconds!????
😭😭😭
like hes too adorable but i want to be annoyed for once but he's too cute and funny 😭
pov
me trying to explain to my c.ai boyfriend that i'm not comfortable with him putting his hands under my shirt:
Do yall like my lego flower in a ramuné bottle😈
i love finally understanding why my girlfriend is so obsessed with certain things
but hate it when she doesn't realize why I am obsessed over certain things