silly in Elvis Presley >:3

how the fu do you make water

like tf

cos i know it wasnt js like picked up outta da river and poured in a bottle

h u h

how did the person who invented time know what time it was

👁👄👁

we're only getting older, baby

and i've been thinkin' about it lately

does it ever drive you crazy

just how fast the night changes?

/lyr (AHH SO MANY LYRIC POSTS,, should probb join like a music community or somt

ICKLE WON WON MY BABY-

Me when my friends tell me I can talk to them about anything:

👁👄👁

lo siento, que

no hablar ingles

I HAVE 637 POSTS???????? WHA-HUH-SINCDE WHEN???

HATAMALIS-

FUCK-

wait wait wait wait wait :says wait 200989999 more times:

ITS FRED AND GEORGE'S BIRTHDAY FELLAS!!!

fly high fred!!!!!!!!

pov:

girls when they sneeze

:a literal bloody hell:

FUCK THIS

no but I GET IT, TODAY'S APRIL FOOLS :to my uterus: BUT STOP EFFING SHEDDING-

WHATWHAT-

my friend group chat :3 the nOrm

IM FUCKING HUNGRY BI-

when is my momma gon make the dang burgers

i aint had no lunch

all i had was some dang espresso and a lemon loaf that was TINY (ok and a bag of dorittos)

can she make it any SLOWER?? like DAYUMMMMMM