random in Nero was here too

He sleeps with one eye open..... H e T r u s t s N o O n e

My sister just Naruto ran at me and tried to kiss me, wtf-

Snek, you are being way too coot, stop before I call the FBI-

My sister told me I’ve been kicked out of the gay kingdom because I was too gay, wtf-

Getting strangled-

My dog was barking at a glass of water cuz he tapped it and the water started moving-

So basically-

Ah, yes. The wild Cooticus Snekicus in his natural habitat

7 in the morning and I’m starting school, first thing he does is get up in the chair with me and snuggle-

Since a bunch of other peeps were doin’ this kind of stuff-