pun in P u n

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H01BwSD9eyQ

MEGALOVANIA VERSION EXTREME

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav.

Once a guy said to his pet pig "Hey, got a question for ya. What would I get if I combine oil and ink?" the pig said "Oink"

Hm. I've always wondered of something i could say of Joey drew >:P

What'd the grape say when it was crushed?

i like my berries to be black like my soul

Heheheh...

i want my drink cold like my heart

Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a few hours Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life

Heheheh...

im pretty sure i got a boomerang joke but de i kinda forgot

maybe it will just COME back to me later in the shower

me: goes into the nether

WHERE THE HELL AM I?!