All Posts in Inky Abyss AU (ye, title change AGAIN)

headcanon: Buddy has noodle arms, but when he's mad he can lift almost anyone

like

he rarely has a rage moment

people think it's "cute" when he rages

but you dont wanna mess with this kid when he's angry

"I have five names and TWO OF THEM ARE HEBREW AND JEWISH-" - Buddy Lewek being mad for some reason

Joey: *is gay*

Thomas: *starts loading shotgun*

Kyle: he's that type of guy who sets homosexuality in the air with males

Sammy: im gonna pretend that didnt happen

Every single male character in the franchise: bitch im straight

"Eyes are the softest organ in the human body. It's soft as butter. It's also a perfect substitute for a cherry on a sundae." - Joey Drew

"If you want someone to notice you, have a beautiful woman on your arm." - Joey Drew, TIOL, page ???

"Sometimes low self esteem comes with a side of depression." - Sammy Lawrence

"A happy personality, a sad and depressing childhood which involves being traumatised by World War 2, being caged inside a mental hospital and on your 14th birthday your twin sister gives you a mind control collar and then she tells you kill." - Joey Drew

Chloe: Merry Christmas everyone!

*knock on the door*

Chloe: Who is it??

Joey: *kicks down the door and has a sack full of dead bodies and is holding alcohol* HOHOHO- ITS YOUR UNCLE-

Jeremy in the backround: bro did you break out of the mental hospital

"So anyways, did I tell you I was hybristophilic?" - Henry Stein

"What." - Sammy Lawrence

"Don't ask why I have a video camera under my hat." - Wally Franks