All Posts in Inky Abyss AU (ye, title change AGAIN)
Beware the Ink Demon who lurks in the Inky Abyss
"They never expect a gay motherfucker with cat thigh highs who also cross-dresses 24/7 being a mass murderer, do they?" - Joey Drew
so i decided to add like, 11 kids to the Campbell Family
oldest to youngest:
headcanon: Joey can shapeshift into anyone and imitate their voice
sometimes his voice switches from his original voice to a little girl's voice, then back to his original voice
"Joseph I swear to the Holy Lord ge-" - Emmett Drew
"Remember, your wife is a sex demon." - Lilith Drew
"Oh right. Uh- I SWEAR TO SATAN'S UNHOLY ASS-"
"That's better."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N4ChH5mvAo
Joey: i wish signal corps was like this
Thomas: what
Henry: im dying
Lottie: *on the floor*
Nate: 👁👄👁
Donaldson: i-
Eckhart: BAHAHAHAHA-
Army Drill Sergeant sings "Baby Shark!"
A new era of Army Cadences.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N4ChH5mvAo
Mr Pointy Man
Gay Sociopathic Asshole
Immortal Man Who's Calm As Fuck
17 Year Old Poor Child
Gruff Voiced Grumpy Dog
Bitch Who Always Loses His Keys
Ugly Attention Whore
Grumpy Dog's Wife
Baldi
JackSepticEye
Stinky Boi
(no context)
"So yeah my dad tries to fight his reflection on a mirror whenever he sees it on a daily basis. I'm sure he's fine. Well he is mentally unstable." - Alyssa Connor
"I have a perfectly NOT gay explanation of why I was in Joey's apartment, watching him get dressed, complimenting em and calling him a pet name. Okay?! [pulls out a gun] FUCK OFF OUR RELATIONSHIP IS PLATONIC-" - Kyle
"MAYONAISE IS A FUCKING INSTRUMENT IF YOU EVER SAY IT'S NOT AGAIN I WILL LITERALLY SNAP YOUR NECK-" - Ink!Sammy