quotes by characters in Inky Abyss AU (ye, title change AGAIN)
Beware the Ink Demon who lurks in the Inky Abyss
"KIDS GET IN THE SAFEHOUSE" - Allison Pendle
"There goes Amy possessing everyone and making them sing" - Henry Stein
"That's dumb, you're dumb" - Sammy to Norman
"I mean, I'm not a slut, but who knows" - Allison Pendle
(original quote by Jim Halpert from The Office)
"If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, bin-Laden, and Linda, I would shoot Linda twice" - Henry Stein (he hates Linda now, she cheated on him-)
(parody of the quote said by Michael Scott in The Office)
"You don't fucking matter"
"No one loves you!"
"They'll just walk all over you"
"They won't miss you if you'll die, just do it"
"I guess you're right, I am a worthless piece of shit" - the depressed fuck Sammy
"If this bitch keeps flirting with my husband, I'll tie her up in my basement and sacrifice her to satan with my sister" - Joey Drew
(this is the definition of a gay yandere, ladies and gentlemen)
"Our souls trapped, in this dark inky abyss we can't escape from" - Audrey Stein
"Welcome to Joey Drew Studios, where we're all made of demonic ink, and professionalism doesn't exist" - Henry Stein
"Abby, you know I'm straight"
"So's spaghetti, until it gets wet"
(AbbyLisaistraightwhydontyouleaveheralonebutidliketoseetwowamendothishahaha)
*i have no regrets on making this a ship*