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What Is Life?

Shower thought, did you know you can walk

Asking someone for their name is just asking what sound you should make to get their attention.

The only reason why people are attractive, is because other, less attractive, people say they are

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how the fu do you make water

like tf

cos i know it wasnt js like picked up outta da river and poured in a bottle

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how did the person who invented time know what time it was

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Why is it that people act so self-righteous, thinking they're kin to a monarch telling you something is wrong then when they do it and you call them out on it, they get mad at you and act like they are a saint and your a hellspawn... it makes no sense...

Today is yesterdays tomorrow

why do people not like soggy food even though their food gets soggy in their mouth?

How come when you have something in a car, its called a shipment, and when its a ship, its called cargo