Shitposts in Sh*tpost Central

Call 911


😱Feeling paranoid
True enemy or false friend?
Anxiety’s attacking me
And my air is getting thin
I’m in trouble for the things
I haven’t got to yet
I’m chomping at the bit
And my palms are getting wet
Sweating bullets😭


If I catch my wife doing that if I do get one I am divorcing her faster than you can say. Speedy.