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Good evening

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Chicken: The Sequal

Here I sit, broken hearted

Tried to shit but only farted

One day, I took a chance

Tried to fart but shit my pants

😧..

@Ileftmyhotpocketinthemicrowave @NoliDeRolyPoly

MY HAIR ISN'T DRYING WHAT DO I DO

IT'S BEEN AN HOUR AND I CAN STILL FEEL THE WATER DRIPPING DOWN MY SPINEEEEE /srs

Ok ok last shitpost ik

@NoliDeRolyPoly

I can't put the vid in 😔😔💔

I have it on my story tho

-> https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP9d7FQ5GMg3H-L9ylQ/

I still dont get how people plan to become pregnant

Like you just decided you woke up oke day and was like "time to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂."

Like h u h, You have a time, date,,,, a n d n O w a y O u t?

I might start putting random song lyrics as my captions.