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Is this going to be a better one than the one that was Cancelled?!
Peak
“Your pizzeria. Your rules. Your funeral.”
Congratulations, new franchisee!
Despite our extensive legal troubles, six lawsuits, and a mild ant infestation, you have been chosen as our next business partner! Your mission? Build a thriving pizzeria! Or at least one that doesn’t lead to another congressional hearing.
Buy attractions! Host parties! Clean up vomit! Ignore the Bleach stains on the drywall!
But hey — the profit margins are fantastic!
Purchase attractions, slap down decorations you found in a clearance bin, unlock new rooms that probably failed an inspection, and design the ‘perfect’ pizzeria layout! Choose from low-budget animatronics held together with tape, reliable mid-tier models that only scream sometimes, and high-end ‘premium’ characters with warranties written in crayon and three missing pages.
Customer Feedback (Please Don’t Sue Us)
These reviews are 100% real and definitely not written by animatronics, corporate interns, or whatever that thing in the utility closet is. Enjoy!
Review #1
Name: Karen
Age: 37
Review: “My son loved it. I did not. I asked to speak to the manager but apparently he was ‘in the vents.’ Unacceptable.”
Review #2
Name: Lily
Age: 5
Review: “The bunny waved at me but it didn’t blink. Daddy says it’s ‘normal.’ I don’t think Daddy has eyes.”
Review #3
Name: Gerald
Age: 31
Review: “Got a discount because the stage broke. Best deal I’ve had all week.”
Review #4
Name: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Review: “I am inside the walls.”
Review #5
Name: Ruth
Age: 24
Review: “The claw machine took my dollar and gave me attitude. Not even a toy. Just attitude.”
Review #6
Name: Tyler
Age: 15
Review: “Had a great time! The arcade games worked most of the time, which is honestly better than the last place I went.”
Review #8
Name: Carlos
Age: 19
Review: “Really enjoyed the party! I didn’t even think about leaving early, which is rare for me.”
Staff Review #9
Name: Becky (Front Counter)
Age: 22
Review: “I love working here! Mostly because the customers scream louder than my student debt.”
Staff Review #10
Name: Kyle (Janitor)
Age: 28
Review: “Great job. I clean up confetti, birthday cake, and whatever that sticky stuff is near the arcade. I stopped asking questions weeks ago.”
Staff Review #11
Name: Jordan (Party Host)
Age: 19
Review: “Kids are nice! Except when they throw pizza at me. Or scream. Or exist, really.”
Cut corners to save money… but you might pay for it later.
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