The Golden Goat Farm

Christmas is coming and a friendly little Flesh Grazer wants to see you. Old Bessie is a bit slow but don't worry she can move fast when motivated enough. Though maybe don't let this heifer get to close though. After all those blades are getting hungry-ET

Dear New Hires: Happy Halloween from the higher ups wish you all a good time. All employees are welcome to our halloween festival. Alan and his friends are all dressed up so why aren't you? Please note that while we enjoy halloween fun no more pranks- FRC

You made a big mistake to take this job even if you were desperate. However, I need your help with something bigger then you think. I won't lie to you are going to have to go through hell and back. Hopefully in the end it will all have been worth it.-B

Dear New Hires: We regret to inform you that we had not had the product done on time. This is because of unexpected developments we had to delay it a bit. Rest assured this should not happen again to such an extent, at least without informing you. - FRC

Looks like you met a friend of ours that is eager to meet you. Don't be too cocky now, sure he's slow but he's a silent when he wants to be. He hates light though, so he likes to sneak up on you. Don't worry others are dying to meet you! behind you - Mr E