Trophies
Bronze
Trolololol
Draw a troll face.
Bronze
High Pitched Squeals
Throw a mouse into a group of girls
Bronze
Scan that Bootay!
Scan your butt.
Bronze
KOBE!!
Make a 3-pointer
Bronze
Like Mike
Launch into space and make a slam dunk
Bronze
Did I Do That?
Pee on the slide in the park.
Bronze
Smells like Cheese
Fart in the school speaker.
Bronze
It Be A Boy!
Help the pregnant woman deliver her baby
Bronze
GOALLLLL!!!!
Make a field goal at the high school football field
Bronze
Would Ya Look At That!
Go streaking through town
Bronze
GET PUMPED!!!
Workout for the first time
Bronze
Nerds Unite!
Read your first book
Bronze
The First of Many
Beat up your first guy
Bronze
Combo Noob
Get a X10 combo
Bronze
Combo Beginner
Get a X25 combo
Bronze
You Fail at Life and This Game
Continue 100 times
Bronze
Zombie Enthusiast
Survive to at least round 10 in the zombie mini-game
Bronze
Come On You Wimp
Beat the game on very easy
Bronze
You Can Do Better Than This
Beat the game on easy
Bronze
Not Bad, Not Good Either
Beat the game on normal
Silver
I Have a Gun, Two Right Here!
Beat Brock
Silver
Imma Boss
Beat Jon
Silver
I R WINNAR
Beat Spencer
Silver
Huntin' Trucks and Driving Bucks
Beat Nathan
Silver
JewFro
Beat Caseton
Silver
Beard Man AWAY!!!
Beat Bryce
Silver
Master of Combos
Get a X35 Combo
Silver
Top Gun
Beat the flying shooter mini-game without taking damage.
Silver
Playin' With Your Pigskin
Play the Football mini-game and win
Silver
Big Rig
Complete the RC car mini-game without blowing up the RC car
Silver
Zombie Fan
Survive to at least round 20 in the zombie mini-game
Silver
You're Gettin' There
Beat the game on hard
Silver
You're Pretty Good
Beat the game on very hard
Gold
Health Monger
Acquired ALL health increases.
Gold
Know Your References
Find ALL easter eggs
Gold
Get a Life
Acquire ALL health upgrades, max out your stats, acquire ALL moves, find ALL easter eggs, complete ALL sub-missions, and find and beat ALL secret bosses
Gold
Gajillionaire
Acquire $1,000,000
Gold
I Win.
Beat up and knock out 10,000 guys.
Gold
Combo Poobah
Get a X50 combo
Gold
Zombie Survivalist Master
Survive to at least round 30 in the zombie mini-game
Gold
You Have To Be Cheating
Beat the game without continuing on insanity difficulty
Gold
YOU ARE A GOD!!
Beat the game on insanity
Gold
The End
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Platinum
OK, You Can Delete the Game Now
You acquired all the trophies! You deserve a cookie.