Trophies

Bronze

Trolololol

Draw a troll face.
5 EXP
Bronze

High Pitched Squeals

Throw a mouse into a group of girls
5 EXP
Bronze

Scan that Bootay!

Scan your butt.
5 EXP
Bronze

KOBE!!

Make a 3-pointer
5 EXP
Bronze

Like Mike

Launch into space and make a slam dunk
5 EXP
Bronze

Did I Do That?

Pee on the slide in the park.
5 EXP
Bronze

Smells like Cheese

Fart in the school speaker.
5 EXP
Bronze

It Be A Boy!

Help the pregnant woman deliver her baby
5 EXP
Bronze

GOALLLLL!!!!

Make a field goal at the high school football field
5 EXP
Bronze

Would Ya Look At That!

Go streaking through town
5 EXP
Bronze

GET PUMPED!!!

Workout for the first time
5 EXP
Bronze

Nerds Unite!

Read your first book
5 EXP
Bronze

The First of Many

Beat up your first guy
5 EXP
Bronze

Combo Noob

Get a X10 combo
5 EXP
Bronze

Combo Beginner

Get a X25 combo
5 EXP
Bronze

You Fail at Life and This Game

Continue 100 times
5 EXP
Bronze

Zombie Enthusiast

Survive to at least round 10 in the zombie mini-game
5 EXP
Bronze

Come On You Wimp

Beat the game on very easy
5 EXP
Bronze

You Can Do Better Than This

Beat the game on easy
5 EXP
Bronze

Not Bad, Not Good Either

Beat the game on normal
5 EXP
Silver

I Have a Gun, Two Right Here!

Beat Brock
10 EXP
Silver

Imma Boss

Beat Jon
10 EXP
Silver

I R WINNAR

Beat Spencer
10 EXP
Silver

Huntin' Trucks and Driving Bucks

Beat Nathan
10 EXP
Silver

JewFro

Beat Caseton
10 EXP
Silver

Beard Man AWAY!!!

Beat Bryce
10 EXP
Silver

Master of Combos

Get a X35 Combo
10 EXP
Silver

Top Gun

Beat the flying shooter mini-game without taking damage.
10 EXP
Silver

Playin' With Your Pigskin

Play the Football mini-game and win
10 EXP
Silver

Big Rig

Complete the RC car mini-game without blowing up the RC car
10 EXP
Silver

Zombie Fan

Survive to at least round 20 in the zombie mini-game
10 EXP
Silver

You're Gettin' There

Beat the game on hard
10 EXP
Silver

You're Pretty Good

Beat the game on very hard
10 EXP
Gold

Health Monger

Acquired ALL health increases.
15 EXP
Gold

Know Your References

Find ALL easter eggs
15 EXP
Gold

Get a Life

Acquire ALL health upgrades, max out your stats, acquire ALL moves, find ALL easter eggs, complete ALL sub-missions, and find and beat ALL secret bosses
15 EXP
Gold

Gajillionaire

Acquire $1,000,000
15 EXP
Gold

I Win.

Beat up and knock out 10,000 guys.
15 EXP
Gold

Combo Poobah

Get a X50 combo
15 EXP
Gold

Zombie Survivalist Master

Survive to at least round 30 in the zombie mini-game
15 EXP
Gold

You Have To Be Cheating

Beat the game without continuing on insanity difficulty
15 EXP
Gold

YOU ARE A GOD!!

Beat the game on insanity
15 EXP
Gold

The End

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15 EXP
Platinum

OK, You Can Delete the Game Now

You acquired all the trophies! You deserve a cookie.
20 EXP