john egbert the game horror edition

i feel like we need a remaster a new fucking version of this i cant wait for the holiday version

I hate to be that guy, but no one has crushed this game so I might as well.
So WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS GAME? You might be asking. Well its a gamemaker game, already a wonderful start! Anyway so first lets cover what the game is about, so I think its a Homestuck fan game because of the characters and how they look ( I dont know ive never read the comic). So lets talk about the first half, as I like the call it, the "Happy Fun Bad Collision Dection Time!". So basically its a platform with bad controls and a tutorial that looks like it was made in MS Paint. Hooray!
Anyway the second half, or as I like to call it "Ear rape land". Because half of the damn "music" if you could call it that was so loud I had to mute my audio. And then some weird Text system and then more ear rape and then "Jack" makes you die. Fin.
For gods sake the Shitty Unity games I made on my older account (My games are still shitty) are better than this!

Ahh. I Needed to let that out.
Well now im offically a terrible person for being a complete dick to someone just trying to make a game. Now im wondering whether or not to even post this comment. Ah screw it.