COTSTSTS

This game changed my life. I was once but a dull, stupid sloth, shambling through the meaningless voids of the mortal world. This game delivered me from that fate, opening up to me new horizons of intellect and emotion. Presenting to me the infinities not of desolation, but of possibility. Such a masterful work of art and expression has never been created before, and indeed, it will never be created again. The sheer effort and creativity put into this experience are beyond supernatural, and it baffles me that any mortal being could ever conjure so rich and fulfilling an adventure. We brandish the creations of others with titles and awards, with stars and hearts... but to apply any such system to this reality would be to disrespect it an eternity over. I call it a reality, for to call it a "game" or "experience" is to compress it into such hollow words, and our languages do not even begin to fathom the beauty of COTSTSTS. And indeed, I simply cannot express through a meagre review the true feelings evoked by this masterpiece. To label them as "joy," or "peace," or any such emotion is impossible. My nuts are drenched. No, beyond drenched. And my eyes are opened, I see as never before. I cannot express the gratitude and fulfillment I now feel to the creator in these words, but know that it is felt. I see now why it is called "survival horror," for what we think to be life and survival is but a fraction of the true potential of existence. I now truly survive, as no other mortal has ever survived. So join me, dear reader. Join me in this plain of existence beyond anything imaginable.