NYE'14

The game genre is labeled "Action" due to the significant difficulty of the agility-based sequences. However, there is also lots of storyline!

Why play this immediately:

You could NOT take a job at FAXES & YOU, the greatest FAX FACTORY in the year 2013, and let your FAMILY starve in PAIN due to your dishonorable NEGLIGENCE. (Your family is not currently impoverished or famished in any way, but if you don't care about your FUTURE you are going to end up on the STREETS without BREAD for certain). OR, you could enter that door on the RIGHT and have a peachy day!

Gameplay info:

Use arrows to move, z, space or enter to interact and x or escape to quit to menu. You can find more instructions and story inside the game. Remember to save the game through DYSCOTHROPY items lest you will be utterly lost when a GENERATOR thrusts your life outside of you. Note: there's no erroneous "event call stack overflow" present in the game. Claiming otherwise is slander and battery against FAXES & YOU, the greatest FAX FACTORY in the year 2013.

The "strong language" and "mature humor" is present but relatively infrequent.
#action