Real Chronicles

Disclaimer: This is an outdated version of the game, and is only being left up for posterity! You can find a better version here: https://gamejolt.com/games/realchroniclesfm/894548

Experience the best RPG ever created.

Real Chronicles is a quirky EarthBound inspired turn based RPG that takes place on December 8th, 2022. Play as Niko OneShot, a young former messiah, who more than anything wants to watch the Game Awards 2022 in person this year. However, this plan is disrupted when Jeffrey Preston Bezos, the CEO of Amazon, seizes the Michaelsoft Theater for himself in an attempt to prevent the event from taking place, as part of a more elaborate scheme...

In a bid to save the world (one theater), Niko sets out on their brief yet legendary quest to reclaim the theater from Jeff Bezos. If only getting inside wasn't seemingly impossible. Luckily, you'll meet a few allies and funny friends along the way to help you fight your way through any adversity you face.

If you're looking for a lower end challenge filled with music that doesn't belong to us, poorly drawn pencil tool art, characters from a plethora of different media, and inside jokes that may or may not be funnier without the context, then this is the game for you! Or not. I don't know your preferences

-- FEATURES --
-Generic RPG combat
-Game Jolt trophies
-About an hour and a half of content
-Like 5 original songs
-Debatably comedic dialogue
-816x624 resolution :)
-Sephiroth

Credits are located at the end of the game you idiot where did you think

oh and also the notepad document in the game directory the credits are there too

Original tracks by @Compound1 and @doritoo !!

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Warning: this game contains flashing lights and patterns which may be harmful to those with photosensitive epilepsy.

This game also contains spoilers for OneShot and Persona 5.