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IF I CANNOT PLAY THIS GAME I WILL EXPLODE
simply incredible, my heart sank at that valiant sacrfice from the one we held dearest at the end. must have more of this rag-tag group of misfits.
those were the realest chronicles that i ever chronicled real chronicleds..........
This is the best RPG ever made
Las bian
Disclaimer: This is an outdated version of the game! You can find a better one here: https://gamejolt.com/games/realchroniclesfm/894548
Experience the best RPG ever created.
Real Chronicles is a quirky EarthBound inspired turn based RPG that takes place on December 8th, 2022. Play as Niko OneShot, a young former messiah, who more than anything wants to watch the Game Awards 2022 in person this year. However, this plan is disrupted when Jeffrey Preston Bezos, the CEO of Amazon, seizes the Michaelsoft Theater for himself in an attempt to prevent the event from taking place, as part of a more elaborate scheme...
In a bid to save the world (one theater), Niko sets out on their brief yet legendary quest to reclaim the theater from Jeff Bezos. If only getting inside wasn't seemingly impossible. Luckily, you'll meet a few allies and funny friends along the way to help you fight your way through any adversity you face.
If you're looking for a lower end challenge filled with music that doesn't belong to us, poorly drawn pencil tool art, characters from a plethora of different media, and inside jokes that may or may not be funnier without the context, then this is the game for you! Or not. I don't know your preferences
-- FEATURES --
-Generic RPG combat
-Game Jolt trophies
-About an hour and a half of content
-Like 5 original songs
-Debatably comedic dialogue
-816x624 resolution :)
-Sephiroth
Credits are located at the end of the game you idiot where did you think
oh and also the notepad document in the game directory the credits are there too
Original tracks by @Compound1 
and @doritoo 
!!
#rpg #postmodernrpg #rpgmaker #realchronicles #joke #action #earthbound #oneshot this is how you do tags right
Warning: this game contains flashing lights and patterns which may be harmful to those with photosensitive epilepsy.
This game also contains spoilers for OneShot and Persona 5.
apparently Iām required to have text to make a post whatever yahoo super mario
here's that update i was talking about earlier, just some thoughts of mine and they aren't really interesting or funny so feel free to not care
drawing character sprites is hard :(
(this is code for āI am finally getting around to making sprites for the party members because weāre still using the old ones lol!!!ā)
will post a sizeable update later today just to talk about some stuff
junk junction
finally updated the page!!!!!
might be able to release a demo soon here :)
sprite upgrades! this is only a few of them (don't wanna just be spoiling everything), but i think i'm definitely starting to grasp what makes the lines and colors work
i may have gotten just a little carried away
dance water dance
dubious
small little teaser i suppose
been playing a lot of pizza tower lately so i'm sure you can see the influence :)
