RiftOS

RIFTOS

Welcome, to RiftOS!
Ever needed a program to encrypt your files in a sketchy terminal that will probably bluescreen your computer once in a while?
WELL THIS IS FOR YOU!!!

Our* terminal program has many functions,
including...

• Great music! (don't listen to it for too long.)

• 20 Minute Warranty!

• Achievements! (for some reason? i dont know, man, its not a game.)

• Storage full of documents about fake 'anomalies'. Perfect for an april fools prank!

• Easy Setup! (Takes 30 minutes!)

• ...and MORE!!!

  *the companies who created this terminal have been out of business for around 8 years

riftos llc and carb0nware software and tech llc isnt responsible for

• death

• dismemberment

• amnesia

• sudden dissapearances of your loved ones

• that feeling youre being watched

• jerry

• possible ransomware

• intoxication

• drugging

• sudden bleeding

• itchy eyes

• vomiting

• pain

please make sure the reason you're buying this is worth it.

DONT BELIEVE US??? LOOK AT OUR HAPPY CUSTOMERS!!

SEE???

If you are interested in a purchase, contact us at
[REDACTED]@gmail .com!

don't buy this.