Stonks Simulator

Welcome to capitalism, baby. 💸

Stonks Simulator is a chaotic, fast-paced trading game where logic takes a backseat and luck rides shotgun. Your mission? Turn a handful of dollars into a fake financial empire by buying and selling procedurally generated stocks that follow unpredictable paths driven by randomness and more randomness.

🧠 Strategic (or chaotic) trading

Every stock in the game behaves like a rollercoaster—swinging up and down with no regard for your feelings. Keep an eye on trends, respond to surprise events, and buy low, sell high (or just guess wildly and hope for the best).

🪙 Dive into cursed funds

Want to go big or go bankrupt? Invest in funds, mysterious bundles of stocks that may carry great reward—or instant regret. No risk, no reward.

📈 Climb the leaderboard

Each game round ends with a net profit (or embarrassing loss). Submit your score to the global highscore list and see how you compare to other wannabe stock moguls. Bragging rights included.

🌪️ Features

• Dynamically generated stocks based on real mathematical randomness

• Random world events that can tank your portfolio or make you rich

• A variety of stock funds to diversify your strategy (or increase chaos)

• Simple controls, no real finance knowledge needed

• Highscore system to immortalize your best (and worst) plays

🧪 Easy to play, hard to master

You don’t need to understand Wall Street—just your gut. Watch the lines. Feel the vibes. And pray to the algorithm.