
Trophies

The Oyster Is Your World!
Successfully log in

Flubbed
Die

I Love My Wife!
Talk to Sandra 50 times

Down Dog!
Spin out 20 wolf enemies

Fat Bear Weak
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Mind Controller
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Addicted
Eat 100 cakes

Headshot
Break 250 skulls

Certified Skull Crusher
Break 500 skulls

Rich Get Richer
Have acquired 10,000 nuts total

Beep Beep
Fire 30 Cyber Badges in a single mission

Hi Voltage
Get zapped 25 times

Nuke Proof
Heal past 100% health somehow

Cutting It Close
Spend a minute straight on less than 2 hearts

Light Speed
Complete the tutorial in under 10 seconds

Here Comes The Hot Swappa'
Swap weapons 1,300 times

Farming Kills
Complete mission 1

Princess Of Princesses
Complete mission 2

Vacation Cancelled
Complete mission 3

Sub Zero Hero
Complete mission 4

Lights, Camera, Blasting!
Complete mission 5

Critical Damage
Complete mission 6

War Of The Lakes
Complete mission 7

Undo The Cruel
Complete collider site 1

Big Lungs, Bigger Heart
Complete collider site 2

Railgun Recall
Complete mission 4 without letting any Flake Soldiers attack

Literally 1984
Complete collider site 3

Brawler
Fully upgrade your Fists

Brutalist
Fully upgrade Sandra's Shotgun

Tactician
Fully upgrade The Devolver

Prohibitionist
Fully upgrade The Prohibitor

Annihilator
Fully upgrade The Subliminator XF-17

Pacifier
Fully upgrade The Placebow

Golden Ticket
Buy the Highness Voucher

Full Of Love
Fully upgrade health

Nuts To You
Fully upgrade stomach

You Sane, Maxie?
Fully upgrade nimbleness

Investments Investments
Fully upgrade nut gain

Ain't My First Rodeo
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Homeland Preservationist
Defeat Big Beaver on any difficulty

Path Of Most Resistance
Defeat Big Beaver on Jumbo Madness difficulty

Timeline Restored
Defeat ????? on any difficulty

I'm Hanging On
Defeat ????? on Jumbo Madness difficulty

Sandra's Got The Shotgun
Defeat Big Beaver without having ever bought the shotgun or health upgrades

Go Maxie Vanillabee, Sis-Boom-Bah!
Defeat Big Beaver in under 90 minutes

Marathon GO GO GO!
Beat the game on Jumbo Madness. Then beat it again on NG+ (must complete all collider sites on NG+ run)

Lil' Miss Perfect
Defeat Big Beaver on perma-death mode
(any difficulty)

Undictatable
Defeat ????? on perma-death mode
(any difficulty)

Try Hard
Defeat Big Beaver on perma-death mode
(Jumbo Madness difficulty)

Try Hard With A Vengance
Defeat ????? on perma-death mode
(Jumbo Madness difficulty)