Comments (8)
Peak 
The save system is too god damn complicated(((
+ i dont want to make any saves cus i wont get trophies(
silly simulator! good gameplay but I FRICKING HATE THOSE WOLVES THEY MAKE ME WANNA STAB MYSELF (10/10)
man, can't play the browser version
its stuck on the loading screen
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The Canadian Homicide Incident
STORY
Prime Minister "Big Beaver" has made the executive decision to nuke North America to rebuild the continent as one giant dam. Damn. That's bad.
Maxie (that's you) is not down for that and decides to go on a cross country tour to disable all the bombs and demonstrate to Big Beaver that nuking everyone is not the best idea.
CONTROLS
(Basic)
WASD / Arrow Keys -Move
Space / Left Click - Attack
E - Dodge
F - Heal
(When Unlocked)
Q - Weapon Special
1 - Fist
2 - Shotgun
3 - Pistol
4 - Machine Gun
5 - Rail Gun
6 - Bow
SAVING
My apologies the saving is such a pain :P
-Use your mouse to highlight the save code.
-Drag it to a text document
-If you want to load that save, paste it into the LOAD prompt
Cartoon Violence
Fantasy Violence
Animated Bloodshed
Tobacco Reference
Comical Shenanigans
I've never even beat the secret final boss in this game legitimately.
Screw balance, am I right?
Edit: Just tried it. I hate this game. 
HOLY CRAP!
It's the first ever TCHI post release patch!
For specific details on which parts of this 
sexy piece of gaming software have been tweaked:
(read le article)
