(The seventh part. Now I can rest - for now!)

[[This has been written before Chapter 3. After this I'm probably writing a whole new fanfic. Maybe a second version of this...?]]

[[16+ warning.]]

"A special surprise?" Tenna asks Spamton curiously. "Y3P!! ALL FOR [Mike] AND Y0U! I;LL [[How To Start Y0ur New Business]] FOR [4] IT!" Spamton grins. "BY TH3 WA—￦AY, H0W D1D [Y O U] END UP IN A [[Bush Of Despair]]??? WH3RE DID YOU [[Go To Stay The Night Away]] ???? TELL ME N0W ,[Boob Tube]!! THE [[Truth Be Told]] [Just $89.99]!!"

"...I'm not telling you." Tenna says, quietly.

"WRONG! Y0U;RE OWNING ME—ME [[1997 Kromer]] IF YOU D0N;T [[Only $68.99! Truth Serum On S4l3!]]!! AHEHAHEHA!!!" Spamton laughs and flaps his glorious wings. Tenna knew he cannot pay Spamton any more money like this... right? He knew Spamton would probably raise the price if he didn't answer him. So Tenna sighs, taking a deep breath and says... "I went to a club. I hosted a gameshow there... in this outfit."

Spamton bursts out with laughter. "AND WH4T DID TH3Y T—THIN— TH1NK ABO4T YOU R [[Excellent Performance]]??? DID THEY [Rip You Off] OR RIPPED PART OF Y0UR [[Clothes On Sale! Only 20% Off In Selected Stores Only!]]?? DID THEY LIKE Y0UR DUMB@$, TENNA??????" Spamton asks, laughing harder. "Shut up. I don't wanna talk about it." Tenna blushes. "UH-HUH Y3AH SURE [Buddy] WH4TEVER YOU [[Sell 4 Kromer]]!!" Spamton snickers.

Suddenly, Spamton gets shot out of the sky. "WH4T THE F[ifty Percent Off]?????" Spamton panics, looking at one of his wings that now have a giant hole in them. They now rapidly descend... Tenna screams, hugging Spamton tightly as they fall down from the sky. "WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!" Tenna screams even more in pure terror. Spamton tries to figure out a safe landing, but it doesn't seem like anywhere is a good spot to land.

Spamton smiles, about to cry. "LIST3N, [Boob Tube]. I;M G0ING TO [[Sacrifice Is Key]] MYSELF."

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I LOVE YOU, SPAMTON!" Tenna wails. But to their surprise, they suddenly appear right back in the room. The two are stunned, hoping this was a dream. But Spamton still has his wings. It was never a dream. But... who would do this?

Jevil laughs, dancing around in joy. "WH4T????? WAS TH4T YOU ,[[Clown Around Town]]??????? [$!$!] YOU!!! W3 NEARLY [[End Of Life Care]]!!!! TH4T WASN;T [Funny]!!!!" Spamton yells, filled with anger and rage towards Jevil. "HEE HEE! IT WAS A GOOD TROLL, WAS IT NOT? AND LOOK, LOOK! YOU'RE FEELING QUITE HOT! TAKE IT IN, TAKE THAT GLORIOUS EXPERIENCE IN! AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T END UP IN A COFFIN!" Jevil giggles, feeling no regrets. Tenna flips Jevil off silently, trying to process what the hell happened.

"Y0U KNOW WH4T??? I;M T@KING EVERY [[Awesome Deals!]] THING I SAID ABO4T YOU BACK!!! I SH0ULD;NT HAD [[Stand Up F0r Yours3lf!]] YOU!! [$!$!] YOU, GO [$!$!] YOURSELF, [$!$!] YOUR [[BIG]] @$ AND G0 TO DAMN [Hell]!!!" Spamton yells. Jevil just smiles. "THANKS, PINOCCHIO! I HOPE YOU DO THE SAME! UEE HEE HEE!" Jevil grins at Spamton, pulling his nose, slapping his face lightly and also...licking his nose. "EEEWWW!!! GR0SS!!!" Spamton pushes Jevil to the side and wipes his nose with a cloth he saw on the bedside table.

Mike enters the room, finally relieved that Spamton is back. "Where'd ya been, Spamton?! I was extremely worried about ya..." Mike says worriedly, hugging Spamton. He also notices his beautiful wings, stroking them softly. "JUST B33N [[Flyin' So High!]] AND NEARLY [Killed] MYSELF THANKS T0 THAT DAMN [[Clown Around Town]]!!! OH, AND [Boob Tube] , D0N;T FORGET ABO4T HIM! AHEHAHEHA!!! HE WAS IN TH3 [Sky] TOO! [$!$!] THAT [Clown]!" Spamton says, grinning.

"S...Spam...Spamton... You nearly...? AND JEVIL DID THIS???" Mike hugs Spamton tighter, being very glad he's okay. "JEVIL! EXPLAIN YOURSELF, DAMN IT!" Mike yells. "BYE BYE! UEE HEE HEE!" Jevil waves, smirking evily, turns into the Devilsknife and vanishes.

"Ding dong, the [____] is gone." Tenna smiles. "Dumba$, it's "Ding dong, the b!tch is dead. But Jevil ain't dead so ya finally make sense for once." Mike says to piss off Tenna. "Oh [___] off, Mike. You [__]hole. I hope I shove a big [__] bottle up your tight [__]." Tenna snarls. "Alright, maybe I deserve that this time. Except that last one, what the f—, Tenna?" Mike cringes in disgust. "What? Don't you want it to happen to you?" Tenna asks casusally.

"You sound like you had experience, Tenna... Gross..." Mike says, with a disgusted expression on his face. "WHAT? NO?! IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!" Tenna panics, trying to change the topic. Spamton snickers, watching the chaos unfold itself. His wing also heals itself rather quickly after resting.

"D0ES TENNA SHOVE [[Anything And Everything]] UP HIS—" Spamton says, before getting interrupted by Tenna. "HEY! SHUT UP! SHUT THE HELL UP, ALL OF YOU!" Tenna yells. "This is like the nurse outfit incident all over again... Ah... Some things never change. Unfortunately." Mike says. "TH@NKS, [Boob Tube]!! ABSOLUT3LY [[Noted To Take Your Order Today!]]!!" Spamton smiles. Tenna groans angrily.

"BY TH3 W—WAY—WAY, ARE Y0U [2] [[I'm Ready!]] FOR YO UR [[Super Specil Surprise At No Extra Cost!]]??" Spamton says excitedly. "Show me! But don't talk about me being into [___]ing nurse outfits OR SHOVING ANYTHING INTO MY BODY! DON'T GET ME A NURSE OUTFIT EITHER!" Tenna huffs, crossing his arms. "IF Y0U [[Continue To Break Protocol, You Will Be Removed From The Premises]] I'LL G3T [Y O U] A VERY V3RY VERY V3RY VERY V3RY [N1ce] ONE [[(c)1997]]!!! AHEHAHEHA!!!!" Spamton laughs loudly.

"Hell no." Tenna replied. "I hope you ain't, Spamton."

Mike seems curious about Spamton has in store for them. "So, Spams? What is it?" He asks. Spamton gets two engagement rings from his pocket, putting one in each hand behind his back, spreads his wings and goes down on one knee to both Mike and Tenna. He opens his hands, revealing the rings. "[Married] ME, BOTH OF Y0U!!!!!!!" Spamton proudly says.

"WAIT WHAT?? WHAT??? WHAT?? WHAT?? WHAT??????" Tenna looks extremely shocked, blushing more and more. "Oh, Spamton! That's so sweet! Like... real sweet of ya! I will! I truly want to marry ya! But... ain't this a bit too early for marriage?" Mike asks, thinking about the situation. "PFFFT! E4RLY? NAAHHHH!!! I [Loving] YOU TWO... [Mike] 10,000,000,000 TIMES M0RE!!!" Spamton smirks.

"Heeyyyyy! Stop picking favorites! Unlike Mike, I'm a great gameshow host! He wouldn't know [___]!" Tenna boasts. "That's enough, Tenna." Mike sighs. "D0 YOU ACC3PT THIS [[Purchase]]??? Spamton asks, smiling. The two smile, putting their rings on. Spamton gives both of them a passionate kiss on the lips. He kisses Mike first, no surprise. Then, with a bit of hesitation, kisses Tenna.

"C4N;T [[Believer]] IT I;M [[Marrying]] TH4T [Boob Tube] AND MY [[True L♡ve]] AT THE S@ME TIME..." Spamton says, deep in his sales-ridden and kromer-hungry thoughts. He's done it now. He's engaged to both Mike and Tenna. Even if there's going to be problems between them, he loves them both. And Mike way more.

Spamton decides on planning the wedding to be at least a year from now. He seems very confident, spreading his angel wings once more, finally... feeling free. It's as if... he felt like he was, even though he is just a puppet. He now has two fiancées he can talk to if he needed help with anything. But he'd rather talk to Mike about the more serious issues than Tenna.

Even though chaos still brews strongly within this strange and silly couple, they still get married (Jevil also went to the wedding as an uninvited guest). At the wedding though, Tenna is seen wearing... a nurse outfit. He doesn't like it, as expected. Mike and Spamton wear the regular "bride and groom" look, with a twist to perfectly match their interests. Except Tenna. Spamton wanted to mess with him so badly on this day. Now it's an unfortunate memory the gameshow host has. When Jevil showed up late and uninvited, Spamton got very, very annoyed. But he let him join anyway, which wasn't a very good idea. After all, Jevil can do anything.

The big day goes along fine, except when Jevil slices the cake with the Devilsknife and splatters a lot of the icing on all the Darkner guests. Jevil laughed so hard, he nearly choked! Spamton got really mad, but at least the cake was still... mostly fine. But how much icing was in that cake to smother NEARLY EVERYBODY?! We'll never know.

Mike was the one who funded everything for the wedding. Of course Spamton didn't. He'd just eat the kromer. Tenna didn't want to help so much. But he did give Mike a reasonable amount of kromer to get started, not without a load of insults, hesitation and cursing, of course. The two are glad they are married to Spamton and not each other.

The day ends, with Jevil causing way more chaos than usual, trashing everything and making a huge mess for the three to clean up. And they really thought it'd end nicely. Oh, well.

"Hey, Spamton?" Tenna asks.

"WH4T?" Spamton questions, flying slightly off the ground.

"...I'm glad I met you. Well... mostly. I've never thought I'd get married to a salesman like you. You're so beautiful as usual... And hey, you even take baths every day!" Tenna joyfully mentions. "W3LL YEAH!! I L♡VE THE [[Bathtubs At H4lf Pr1ce]]!! THE [[Undrinkable Fluids]] AND [[Soapy Shampoos At $3.998]] F3EL [[Lovely]] ON MY MY MY [Body]!! WH0 WOULD;NT WANT [2] [Bath]???" Spamton smiles.

"Wish you'd come bathe with me though~" Tenna blushes, whispering to Spamton. "W0AH, WOAH, [Boob Tube]! CALM D0WN A [[Last Second To View This Offer!]]... AT LEAST YOU;RE NOT THAT [[Hyperlink Blocked]] A NYMORE... Spamton says, relieved. "Okay~ But come tell me if you want me to host a spicy game for you~" Tenna snickers. "D0N'T TAKE THE P1SS, [Boob Tube]!!!" Spamton pushes him out, while Tenna bursts into laughter.

"D4MN! CAN;T KEEP IT [2] HIMSELF..." Spamton shakes his head, sorting out some pipis he put in a bowl. Mike comes in, and hugs Spamton after he's done his task.

"Hey, Spam! My babe!" Mike pinches Spamton's cheek gently. Spamton laughs and playfully tackles Mike straight onto the floor. "Oof! Spamton! Damn, be careful!" Mike laughs, as Spamton flies up to make room for him to get up.

"So... How are ya doin'? With... us?" Mike questions. "B3TTER WITH YOU THAN WITH [Boob Tube]!!! AHEHAHEHA!!!! I;VE GOT [L♡ve] FR0M YOU AND [[Delicis Kromer]]!" Spamton excitedly flaps his angel wings. "That's good, Spamton! I hate Tenna too! F— him!" Mike smirks. "[___] YOU TOO, MIKE!" Tenna shouts from a distance. "Oh damn, he definitely heard me. Next time I better not talk behind his back like that." Mike felt a little embarrassed, but shakes it off quickly. Spamton laughs, giving Mike a little kiss on the cheek.

"AND SPAMTON, STOP PICKING MIKE AS YOUR FAVORITE! I'M YOUR FAVORITE!" Tenna shouts again. "YOU;R3 N0T MY [[Best Deal Yet]], TENNA!!! BUT I [L♡ve] YOU... [[At Half Pr1ce]]!!" Spamton laughs.

[[Somehow, in a small crack in the wall, a small annoying dog is watching this dumpster fire of a Deltarune fanfiction.]]

"I'm in your walls, Spamton." The annoying dog barked.

(The end.)