Jaxx Justun Studios Chronicle #5

Episode Five: Mr. Lazynose (Mr. Lazyhose)

Chapter Five: (A Lazynose Hose Through Forget)

(Officially ALL Created on: October 24th, 2024 - October 27th, 2024)

But here we are at last here, showing off Jax Justun Studios's official #5thParodyMascot known as, "The Hose Lover", as it was code named originally during his first appearances way back on October 23rd, 1925!!!! Wait hold on here, this is some sort of talking hose we're talking about here, how was he known as some sort of lover with hoses???? Hmm?? Was it then changed to this correct name here, "Cloiddey Hermain"??? No, that's not right!!! I mean, that was his second official name before??? There's of course "SCP/Prisoner-774BN3", but that name was way before all of this!!!! Oh, wait a minute here, we got it!!!! It was "Nappy Snappy"!!!!! NO!!! That's not right either!!! Wait??? Haven't we seen this scrapped and official name before??? Naw, it's probably nothing I guess!!! YES!!! HERE WE GO!!!!! The official name for the #5thParodyCharacterMascot of Jax Justun Studios is none other then "Mr. Lazyhose"!!!!

(This way towards Mr. Lazyhose's #2ndOfficial Appearance: https://gamejolt.com/p/2018-parody-character-5-mr-lazynose-mr-lazyhose-created-on-f7x2eirh)

(This way towards Mr. Lazyhose's #1stOfficial Appearance: https://gamejolt.com/p/created-on-january-8th-2024-parody-character-5-mr-lazynose-c2thgajn) "Brings Back so Many Parody Past Memories!!!"

There we go!!! We finally got his official name right and.....Wait??? Hold on second you guys!!!!........WH.....WHAT!?!?!??!! He has an official nickname too as well???? His official nickname's "Mr. Lazynose", as it was accidently an actual spelling error during his early development stages back around in November 11th, 2006??? Is that even and possibly true right there???? Huh?? Who knew that Mr. Lazyhose (Lazynose) had some....Or just like lots of development cycles during his early development stages here!!!!! Yeah, this might be a rocky episode/chapter for today and onwards you guys!!!!

Mr. Lazyhose or better known as Mr. Lazynose (whatever you can prefer or call him as in any directions at all here) and the rest of parody mascots and parody cameo mascots of Jax Justun Studios each have their own parody details, stories, and personalities!!!!! And that's what makes Jax Justun Studios and their Parody Worlds all unique!!!! (Okay this intro's getting a lot more better now folks!!!!) Join us here and now, as we all explore everything about the wonder and positive parodies and worlds among the Jax Justun Studios Chronicles Series!!!!! A parody-like ARG kind of series as we all explore the parody secrets and histories about the fifth parody mascot of Jax Justun Studios known as "Mr. Lazyhose (Lazynose)"!!!! Or better known as just Mr. Lazyhose or Mr. Lazynose!!!!

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It was the fall season of October of 1925, and Jax Justun Studios wanted to still create some more parody mascots!!! But not with official creators though, and not with some hand-made material ideas and everything!!!! NOPE!!! They'd decided to create their very own parody mascot!!!! Just like before with both Mr. Glumpty Plant and Larr, the official staff parody workers of Jax Justun Studios wanted to create their next and official parody mascot all by themselves!!!! A few days had past, and now it was October 9th, 1925, a few official parody staff members of Jax Justun Studios wanted to create yet another parody mascot, but with some twist and turns here!!!!

Since they'd already made two original parody mascot ideas, they'd decided to just combine those two ideas into one massive and original parody mascot idea!!!!! They decided to create an official and original name as well too!!! And the name of the #5thParodyMascot would then to be first named as "The Hose Lover", which that was actually the placeholder name originally for our beloved Mr. Lazyhose (Lazynose)!!!! Anyways, the way how the parody staff members of Jax Justun Studios had made Mr. Lazyhose's first and second designs/models was from some kind of machine!!!! A parody mascot machine creator called the "Parody Mascot Creator-7000"!!!

(Official Link to Mr. Layznose's #JJParodyBioPoster: https://gamejolt.com/p/jjs-parody-bio-poster-5-for-mr-lazynose-mr-lazyhose-create-3me5evdh)

(The Official Link to Where we'd created and founded Mr. Lazynose's Official Cartoon Parody Depiction: https://gamejolt.com/p/jjs-parody-depiction-5-for-mr-lazynose-mr-lazyhose-created-vpktzury)

That machine would of course be the next big thing for the upcoming parody mascots of Jax Justun Studios!!! but more on all of that later on in the next one!!!! Anyways, it was now October 19th, 1925, and one of the official parody staff members of Jax Justun Studios had then decided to create and draw some parody concept ideas for Mr. Lazyhose's future designing ideas!!!!! Which of course, that includes his name as well too!!! They'd of course scrapped the original and first name for Mr. Lazyhose of course because of course, it was too boring to say and it had nothing to do with love interests with actual real-life hoses!!! The name would then changed in a second time roughly around on October 21st, 1825, and it'll be known as "Cloiddey Hermain", which that name was based on the real-life parody staff worker known as of course "Cloiddey Hermain", the real and official creator of almost all of the old concept designs and models for Mr. Lazynose (Lazyhose)!!!!

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And around on that same day on October 21st, 1925, the final design that they all had in mind was the one that we'd all known and love today!!!!! Fast forward the next day, October 22nd, 1925, Mr. Lazyhose's first and official design would then become what he is now today!!!! A hose-like creature that was a snake, with a gray-like piece of poop and nasal for the tail and face, glove-like hands of course, and only one massive human-like ear!!! Yeah, no clue where that last final part came from..........Looks like Jax Justun Studios had no idea what they were doing that big-old human ear at the time and everything!!!!! And of course, the next day, on October 23rd, 1925, Mr. Lazyhose (Lazynose), known as Cloiddey Hermain originally, was officially been created!!!!! Fast forward around roughly on October 27th, 1925, people were getting confused and shocked if Cloiddey Hermain was actually turned into a hose-like parody snake-like creature!!!!!

Which of course, thanks to an 84-year-old man name "Jaxken Lazehose", the name of course would then change to Cloiddey Hermain to "Mr. Lazyhose"!!!!!!! And of course, the rest was history!!!! When the 1970s had came around, Mr. Lazyhose was becoming yet another successful parody mascot of Jax Justun Studios!!!! He'd even appeared in so many commercials, advertisements, many other marketing materials, and of course, merch!!!! Who loves merch that are made from Mr. Lazyhose himself, huh???? But however, when them 1980s had came around the corner, things kind of took a bit of a strange turn here!!!! Around on February 12th, 1984, many people across multiple neighborhoods were seeing some unknown sightings of Mr. Lazyhose himself!!!! All he was just doing was of course, just standing on the street roads, next to them sidewalks, and of course, next to homes and their properties!!! The same goes from a year later, April 21st, 1985, when Mr. Lazyhose was seen moving all over multiple shopping malls!!!! And that was it!!!

According to parody authorities of Jax Justun Studios, they'd said that Mr. Lazyhose wanted to see and know what the real world was all about!!!! Thankfully though, at the time, Mr. Lazyhose was one of the first parody mascots that was completely still and had never even done any damages none whatsoever!!!! Well, of course, the "LAZY" part speaks for itself of course!!!!! However of course, for safety reasons, they would then named Mr. Lazyhose as now also "SCP/Prisoner-774BN3", and would then put him inside of special kind of holding cell/pen, filled with lots of water and some small islands of grass!!! Look, this isn't the SCP Foundation that we're talking about, okay??? That's how Jax Justun Studios is with their holding/prison cells and pens!!!! Since containment, poor old Mr. Lazyhose hasn't even escape in his holding pen ever since!!! I mean of course, he had to a few times at random because of lunch and bathroom breaks!!! But apart from all of that, nothing hasn't changed!!!!

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But when the 1990s had came around the corner, thing would definitely changed for the worst and good!!!! MAN!!! Why does it always have to be the 1990s afterwards!!!!! Anyways, around on April 20th, 1993, after Mr. Lazyhose was found inside of a super market around at 4:50 PM from police, creating massive chaos without no reasons whatsoever, Mr. Lazyhose was then captured from the #ParodyDetectives of Jax Justun Studios and was put into his holding pen, now all locked up and now having to have cameras all over the insides of Mr. Lazyhose's holding pen!!!! But the way how Mr. Lazyhose would then escape for the second time was from taking the vents to on place to another!!!! YEP!!!! An air duct was been added inside of Mr. Lazyhose's holding pen/cell, which he would use to travel on place to another and to cause some more chaos and havoc!!!!

As soon as March 13th, 1996 came around, Mr. Lazyhose was found yet again, by police, and was seen on the old security cameras at a nearby high school, sucking up lots of dirty water with his mouth, and pouring all of it inside of random pipes scattered across the high school buildings!!! From sinks, toilets, the water fountains, and of course, the sewage pipers!!! He'd even poured the dirty water inside of the ventilation systems, the coolers in the cafe, and the drinking fountains!!!! No one at "Halls Medicine High School" didn't even notice Mr. Lazyhose, until around lunch wiki had started!!!! Two 17-year-old girls, three 18-year-old boys, and a Yearbook Teacher were searching for clues during lunch wiki on how this dirty water was coming out of nowhere, that wasn't until around at 12:55 PM, when they'd noticed the parody victim that was finally causing all of this dirty water mayhem!!! It was of course Mr. Lazyhose, but he would then fled the scene afterwards!!!!

Weeks had finally past, and it was now April 23rd, 1996, when Mr. Lazyhose would then create more chaos and destruction at yet another high school!!!! On that day alone, around until the first period had ended, Mr. Lazyhose would then hide himself inside of a trash can inside of the cafeteria at "Local Geo-History High School" around at 7:50 AM!!!! It wasn't until the bell had rung around at 8:16 AM, as soon as everybody had started going to their second periods, Mr. Lazyhose would then pop out of the trash can inside of front side of the cafe budling and would then start his attacks!!! Starting to punch a 16-year-old junior girl student, right before he'd took off slithering away from his first area of a parody crime scene!!! One by one, Mr. Lazynose had injured five students and 2 teachers, and luckily though, no one was hurt, but the aftermath that Mr. Lazynose had created was something else!!!!

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Many bitemarks, bruises, and boo boos were all mad from Mr. Lazynose, and sadly, once again Mr. Lazynose had of fled the scene, just a few minutes right before he was captured inside of the big rat traps inside of the classroom hallways!!!! Fast forward to next month on May 18th, 1996, an amazing event for high school graduation!!!!! And of course, Mr. Lazyhose has NOT been captured yet!!!! It was graduation day at the "Oceananic DrawVages Center", with all parents, teachers, and students alike all from watching all seniors graduating from "Nestbuild High School"!!!!! While the seniors were first starting prepping for their final graduation and stuff, around at 12:30 PM EST, Mr. Lazynose was making his FINAL ways to complete his parody mission!!! He'd also of course, snuck at the backsides of the Oceananic DrawVages Center!!!!! Mr. Lazynose had then disguised himself as part of the audience as of course, some sort of tall man kind of person!!!!

And of course, just like that, until all of the seniors from Nestbuild High School had finally finished their speech, until the assembly was over, Mr. Lazynose would then FINALLY sprung up into action and attack all of the people inside of the Oceananic DrawVages Center!!!!! Nearly 440 people were nearly slaughtered and killed, but thankfully though, no one was officially hurt!!!! But all of the 440 people had serious bitemarks, scars, scratch marks, and many other cuts and boo boos all over their bodies!!!! One of Nave Jonnson's best friends "Dennis Fedthehill", had called the official Jax Justun Studios Parody Swap Force Team and told them that he and his team (plus a few parents, students, and teachers) had FINALLY caught Mr. Lazynose!!!! So yeah, May 19th, 1996, was the day when Mr. Lazyhose was finally been captured after days of waiting!!!!! Then everyone was happy and end of story!!!! Okay then, let's move on to the ACTUAL and official development parts for Mr. Lazynose (Lazyhose), Okay??? That story was already long for itself here!!!!

So around on August 21st, 2005, the early development stages for Mr. Lazyhose was kind of different from the start here!!!! He was first officially name as "Nappy Snappy", the last and final official name for the early cast of all parody characters and.........Wait a minute here???? Didn't we actually seen this guy before???? Indeed we had folks!!!!! This was of course, "Nappy Snappy", the original parody name and model/design for Mr. Lazyhose, which would become officially Mr. Lazynose's amazing brother, which also Nappy Snappy would become part of the Draxx Dustun Studios parody universe and......Okay, we're now getting off track here!!!!

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Sadly though, no one had no clue how this original and official final scrapped form for Mr. Lazyhose has vanished off too!!!! Maybe it was mostly because from copyright/DMCA stuff from Draxx Dustun Studios??? Well, maybe more on all of that for next time I guess......However though, on November 11th, 2006, the official parody redesign for "Mr. Lazyhose" into the version that we'd finally know and love today here!!!!

And look at that folks, this final and official parody design/model for "Mr. Lazynose" right here??? Doesn't he look great or what??? And yes, the name of this guy was of course, misspelled incorrectly because the people at Jax Justun Studios at the time had forgotten what he was called back then!!!! But of course, his name would be then as "Mr. Lazyhose (Lazynose)", this was because that people would call him anything they wanted him to be named as and everything!!!! I know, it's not a whole a lot of sense here, but that's how it was I guess!!!!! Or.......Maybe it's because that, there was of course, an ACTUAL spelling error on his name or something??? I don't know, maybe it's just me here!!!!

Let's also not forget that Mr. Lazyhose has also FOUR scrapped and official scripts for his mid-early development stages of Jax Justun & Jax Marble and Their Misadventures at Middle School in: Rise of the Parody Characters of Jax Justun Studios!!!!! One that's of course, just all blank, with a few pencil drawings of some tic tac toe game, claw marks, and some faces!!! The second one though's a long story, originally Mr. Lazyhose was supposed to be the first parody mascot to appeared inside of the official and early stages for the pilot parody episode of Jax Justun & Jax Marble and Their Misadventures at Middle School in: Rise of the Parody Characters of Jax Justun Studios!!!!!! The second one was scrapped because it didn't make a whole lot of sense since Mr. Lazyhose was actually the #5thParodyCharacter of Jax Justun Studios from Series One of 2018!!!! Then there's the third script, which sadly was lost forever because of some violent content materials inside of it!!!!

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But finally, many years later, on November 1st, 2014, the fourth and FINAL script for Mr. Lazyhose was of course, the script that we'd all know about today!!!! And of course, there were some more scrapped scripts and parody designs/models for Mr. Lazyhose, but of course, all of them were all lost in the parody sands of time!!!! Anyways, as for me with Mr. Lazyhose (Lazynose) here, well, FINALLY!!!! An official OC/Parody Mascot/Character that has less black colors inside of himself here!!! So yeah, Mr. Lazyhose (Lazynose) was of course, the #5thParodyCharacter that I had ever made!!!!! As for me and his old and new designs/models here, well........Not much has changed here!!!!!

But first off, YES!!! Mr. Lazyhose (Lazynose) did had an official first model that I'd created on paper when I was in middle school, but of course, it has been seven years since then, and I of course, lost it forever!!!!! But a year later (Secondly for that matter), roughly around on August 27th, 2019, here's what the official and #2ndParodyDesign for good for nothing Mr. Lazyhose (Lazynose) looks like!!!! I mean, it looks better, but his gloved hands look like that they're made out of cotton balls, and his one human-like ear looks gross!!!! And yeah, that's everything that I could say about Mr. Lazyhose (Lazynose) right here!!! Apart from forgetting about him and other parodies like four years later!!!

However of course, January 8th, 2024, was when I'd officially created Mr. Lazyhose's (Lazynose's) final parody redesigns here and......Actually, there IS a few differences!!!! He has now teeth, his ear looks a lot more better, same as for his gloved hands, and of course, he's a lot more cartoony as well as always!!! Let's also not forget that the silver-colored poop at the end of Mr. Lazyhose's (Lazynose's) tail, was actually the original ideas and plans for Larr's original and first parody designs that I'd made back in my old days in middle school!!!! And of course, once more I guess......Good old Mr. Lazyhose (Lazynose) was the #2ndOfficialParodyMascot to be not made out of all mostly colored black!!!!

And overall, is Mr. Lazyhose (Lazynose) still the best parody mascot/character of Jax Justun Studios that I'd ever created??? Well, of course people!!! He's still one of the best parodies that I'd ever made here!!!! And yes, there's the original version of the banner poster shrine of Jax Justun Studios where Mr. Lazyhose (Lazynose) was first seen in the middle of everyone else on the right and left sides!!! And there you all have it folks, that was the end for today's #5thEpisodeChapter of the Jax Justun Studios Chronicles Series!!!! It was a lots of fun!!!! This one was also, kind of a long one as well too!!! Due to the fact that Mr. Lazyhose's (Lazynose's) backstories had many more words and sentences than I thought it had!!!! Anyways, thanks for watching everybody!!!

Sorry if this one of course, took so long to make here!!! Not because it was of course, very long to process and everything, but of course, at the time from making this one here, the weather was pretty bad on the Hawaiian islands, and my allergies were already acting up!!! But not to worry folks, I'm feeling a lot more better inside!!! All because of your positive supports and love-ness and everything!!!! Anyways, stay tuned for some more future updates because the next two episodes/chapters for the first series of the Jax Justun Studios Chronicles Series is going to be more and more crazier then you all thought!!! But as always folks, stay tuned for some more future updates, be safe and take care of your health, and see you all next time!!!! #PositivePracticeMakesUsPerfect!!!! #Happy210YearsJaxJustunStudios!!!! #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!!! #LegaciesNeverEverSurrender!!!!! #RespectThemPositiveParodies!!!!!!! #WelcomeToJaxJustunStudios!!!!!! #MrLazyhoseIsNowBecoming.......

-End of The #5thJJSChronicle!!!!

(Stay tuned for the next future parody Episode/Chapter of the Jax Justun Studios Chronicles Series!!!! Where all of the Parody Secrets, Details, and Histories of all Parody Characters & Parody Cameo Characters of Jax Justun Studios will be revealed next in the nearest future!!!! See you all next time and keep on Parody-ing!!!)