(Which was when we'd first seen one of LES's long brothers for the first time ever here from this first official link right here????: https://gamejolt.com/p/2025-dds-parody-character-41-wattaw-fountten-created-on-march-sk5eggam)
WOW!!!!!! Time REALLY flies super duper fast after all here!!!!! Anyways, perhaps you'd all seen this before right???? Indeed we had all did!!!! Meet the official #41stDDSparodyMascot from the official Series Seven of 2025, known as "Wattaw Fountten", officially created way back around March 21st, 1995, through April 23rd, 2001!!!!!! Nearly like 6 years in parody development from Draxx Dustun Studios!!!!!!!! And this was the exact parody definition of the official evolution-ness here on the official parody redesigns for Lord Eye Socket (LES)!!!!! And yes, Wattaw Fountten's the official youngest brother of Mr. Eye Socket (MES), Sir Eye Socket (SES "Sessey"), and of course, Lord Eye Socket (LES)!!!!! Okay, saying the same exact words from past sentences aside here, DDS HQ has decided to show off a few parody backstories and histories about their #41stParodyMascot right here!!!!!! Because these moments right here, were a bit strange indeed!!!!! First off, Wattaw Fountten was not an official parody Mall Keeper of DDS HQ!!!!! Second of all, he was again, one of the last and final.........Actually, he wasn't REALLY the final and last gigantic parody mascot that Draxx Dustun Studios has shown us here!!!!!!!!!! I mean, ever created here.......I guess he was the last parody-like giant creatures ever created in the late 1990s????? Anyways, here's another interesting parody fact right here about Wattaw Fountten, he was......His parts of his body were officially created from 21 different people!!!!!! YEP!!!! No joke at all folks!!!!! Look at these lists right here folks!!!!?!?!!??!!!
Official List of People that were used for Wattaw Fountten's Neck, Arms, and Hands (Positive Ones):
Parody Test Subject #1: Joona Leveled (Gender: Male) (Age: 5) [Threat Level: 3]
Parody Test Subject #2: Afterren Drebbick (Gender: Male) (Age: 14) [Threat Level: 3]
Parody Test Subject #3: Blessey Jaybacks (Gender: Female) (Age: 17) [Threat Level: 3]
Parody Test Subject #4: Jerrhen Drebbick (Gender: Male) (Age: 14) [Threat Level: 4]
Parody Test Subject #5: Fleehund Feeddson (Gender: Female) (Age: 34) [Threat Level: 3]
Parody Test Subject #6: David Ferrts (Gender: Male) (Age: 4) [Threat Level: 0]
Parody Test Subject #7: Verrald Interventain (Gender: Male) (Age: 74) [Threat Level: 5]
Parody Test Subject #8: A Veened (Gender: Male) (Age: 11) [Threat Level: 3]
Parody Test Subject #9: {NAME DECLASSIFIED} (Gender: Male) (Age: 6) [Threat Level: 1]
Parody Test Subject #10: {NAME DECLASSIFIED} (Gender: Female) (Age: 9) [Threat Level: 7]
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Official List of People that were used for Wattaw Fountten's Stomach, Feet-Fins, and Tail (Negative Ones):
Parody Test Subject #11: Boonlens Leveled (Gender: Female) (Age: 10) [Threat Level: 3 Million]
Parody Test Subject #12: Drarked Coatlined (Gender: Male) (Age: 8) [Threat Level: 756]
Parody Test Subject #13: Johntaw Feedback (Gender: Male) (Age: 27) [Threat Level: 700]
Parody Test Subject #14: David Cryderson (Gender: Male) (Age: 54) [Threat Level: 414]
Parody Test Subject #15: Nissabelted Feeddson (Gender: Female) (Age: 24) [Threat Level: 3,000]
Parody Test Subject #16: Jay Leedfinnlind (Gender: Female) (Age: 24) [Threat Level: 90]
Parody Test Subject #17: Beenton Interventain (Gender: Male) (Age: 27) [Threat Level: 500]
Parody Test Subject #18: {NAME DECLASSIFIED} (Gender: Male) (Age: 11) [Threat Level: 39]
Parody Test Subject #19: {NAME DECLASSIFIED} (Gender: Male) (Age: 61) [Threat Level: 901]
Parody Test Subject #20: {NAME DECLASSIFIED} (Gender: Female) (Age: 19) [Threat Level: 117]
Official List of People that were used for Wattaw Fountten's Eye/Head:
Parody Test Subject #21: Doctor Professor Puppetstrings (Dr. Puppetstrings) (Gender: Male) (Age: 129) [Threat Level: N/A]
YEP!!!!!! This is no ordinary joke right here folks!!!!! Wattaw Fountten was officially made from just 21 different people alone here!!!!!!! Ten for his neck, arms, and hands, the other ten for his entire body, feet, and tail, and the last and final one for his eyeball or head.....Or face for that matter right here!!!!!!! YEAH!!!! And don't even get me started on Wattaw Fountten and his most parody controversial moments of all time, back around on December 21st, 2012!!!!! So yeah, a few days before Christmas of 2012 has started, according to a few people on the news, they'd said that Wattaw Fountten had caused a massive ruckus at the Christmas Plaza Party Celebration event back at the "CountryWind Shopping Mall"!!!!!! It appears that around at 9:30 AM, good old Wattaw Fountten had escape from his parody enclosure and dug his way underground towards the front and main lobby at the big downtown portion of mall!!!!!!! Wattaw Fountten would then cause a massive ruckus all over the mall, ranging from making loud beeping noises, using his massive hands and arms from smashing things, and uses his fastest speeds from crashing into many parts of each restaurant and store all over the downtown portion of the mall!!!!!!
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After all of that, Wattaw Fountten would then launch himself into the skies and then go way back down, ground pounding his entire marinesaur-like body into the biggest uptown portion of the rest of the shopping mall!!!!! Causing everyone and everything to fly all over the place!!!!!!! Wattaw Fountten's ground pound was so loud and strong, that a few apartment buildings and very expensive homes had become one with ground pound's cracks!!!!! That means, an earthquake had caused a few damages from other apartment buildings and homes from Wattaw Fountten's massive ground pound slam!!!!!! And on that day alone, on December 21st, 2012, from 9:30 AM towards 7:45 PM, it was the day when Wattaw Fountten had officially shut down the CountryWind Shopping Mall for good!!!!! From September 4th, 1974, towards December 21st, 2012, after almost 38 years of business, the official CountryWind Shopping Mall was shut down for good!!!!! All because of Wattaw Fountten and his massive ground pound slam!!!!!!
Then of course, a few days later, on December 25th, 2012 "Christmas Day of 2012", Wattaw Fountten was then captured from parody staff members and parody air forces of DDS HQ, and was then finally laid to rest for good!!!!!!! Not until September 4th, 2013 of course!!!!!!! Wattaw Fountten would then caused his third and final ground pound slam at a local and very massive high school called "Batwings High School"!!!!! On September 4th, 2013, during the first or second day of homecoming week, Wattaw Fountten would then sneak his way into the skies and hid himself, so he'll strike down onto the entire high school itself!!!!! And it worked!!!!! Well, almost, due to Wattaw Fountten and the structures of the high school, it didn't really made himself much more stronger to create a massive shockwave and a massive earthquake!!!!! Instead of that, Wattaw Fountten would then just launch himself into another high school, which was "Pigwings High School"!!!!!!!
After almost seven hours of flying out of hand, Wattaw Fountten would then finally landed, scrapping the entire landscape, and destroying not just expensive homes, apartment buildings, and a local shopping market complex, but also the entire building and structures of Pigwings High School itself!!!!!!! And just like that, on September 4th, 2013, it was the day when Wattaw Fountten had officially made his way into his last and final parody massacre, known to be as "The Wattaw Fountten Who Couldn't Fly Bat-Pig Wings"!!!!!! So yeah, that's kind of about it I guess!!!!!
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OH NO!!!!! It's getting late now!!!!!! I need to relax and everything!!!!! but anyways folks, I hope you'd all enjoy this interesting kind of post here talking about a couple parody histories, lore, and stories about good old Wattaw Fountten and everything!!!!!! I know I don't really do these kinds of posts that often because.....It is of course, a waste of time!!!!! But yeah, I just wanted to do something very special here!!!!! Even if my laptop's screen still keeping on a flicking here and there!!!!!! Anyways folks, that's the end of DDS HQ's first future update here on September of 2025, I think!!!!!! Make sure as always to stay tuned for some more future updates like this one right here!!!!!! Thanks for all of your positive and beloved love and support as well too!!!!!!! #DontTakeThisAwayFromMeUs!!!!!! #WelcomeToDraxxDustunStudios!!!!!!!!!! #LegaciesNeverEverSurrender!!!!!! #WattawFounttenWasJustSome...... #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!!!!! #ParodyGapsHaveToBeCreated!!!!!!! #RespectThemPositiveParodies!!!!!!!!!
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