You're an idiot, junior. Why on Earth would you even try to land on my space?

Y'ALL, HOLD UP, WHEN TF DID THIS HAPPEN? I'm not even going to play it out, you guys will just have to figure it out by yourself.

You're not going to win, junior.

...Alrighty, here goes.

Mario got owned by Impostor Bowser on the final turn XD

Another day, another game won.

AND IT DOESN'T STOP THERE-

Loogi, Loogi, Loogi... He never learns... (he just lost a duel and gave me 42 coins, 21 of which were already mine)

Your late as hell to the party, DK.

JUUUUNIORRRRRRRR!!