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a retrospective on all official versions of fnati (BONUS PART!!!!!!!!!!!)


welcome to the BONUS part of the fnati retrospective fellow fnaf no lifers !
now you might say to yourself bun what the fuck is this shit ?
good question on this wonderful BONUS part we are gonna talk about random unofficial fnati fangames because yes
without a further ado let's start the review!

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"game 1 let the damn show begin you wankers"

the first game we are gonna talk about is let the show begin made by malrat i'm only gonna talk about the 3.0 versions of the game cause yes
first of all the game uses the default clickteam icon that's how you know it's good and here's the menu

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what's so hard about making a good menu bruh

and then there's the office

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which also sucks
anyway according to the phone guy we are henry and this is a prequel to fnati 2.0 cause yes

now how do the characters work ? well it's easy you go to a cam and press a button for everysingle character for 7 full length nights

also about them character designs

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man what the fuck happened here

first of all the suits are all classified as abandoned which doesn't make a single sense even lore wise and literally everysingle one of them looks like they're high on drugs oh and them textures just DAMN the textures my boi mortimer got it the worse just look at what they did to my poor depressed boi

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oh and for some reason both pnm and normal mickey are in the game cause 10/10 lore

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i left the best part of the game for the last which are the cutscene oh BOY the cutscenes

in the first cutscene we are holding a butcher knife and then kill goofy

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in the second cutscene we grab a fucking skull and kill mortimer cause yes

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in the third cutscene we put the skull inside disembodied cause yes

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on the final cutscene god gives mickey the chaos emeralds and he turns into pnm

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what the fuck are these cutscenes lol ?

and yeah that's it that's the entire game it's really bad 1/10 next game please

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the next game we are gonna review is one night at donalds boat class school made by @Disamol

here's the title screen............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................yeah

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here's the office ! which is also yeah

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your main objective is to go to shut of the cams
if you ever see donald in front of you just use the audio lure in the cams and if mickey is in the cams just pull them up
and that's the game i give it a disamol/10 would play again next game i guess?

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"nightmare before disney"

in mid 2016 stellawisps and nicchi (also known as pedo man) released nightmare before disney a spinoff game based on fnati and we are gonna review it now for no reason

here's the menu ! and the office !

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and yep this sure is a fnaf fangame made in the year 2016
huge spoilers but this game is not good in fact it sucks

when ever inkblot mickmick oswald face minnie enter your office blink by pressing shift to get rid of them

unoriginality is my true passion

also look at the designs

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they look like something you'll see while being high out of your mind

oh and disembodied is in the game..... he's golden freddy

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the main reason you wanna use the cams is to take care of inkblot ortensia

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she'll sometimes leave her stage and go to a random cam and then you have to press one of the funny buttons depending on her eye color

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also mortimer kills you if you use the cams too much
and that's it that's literally it that's the entire game i'm just glad i never have to play this again 3/10
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"common @Mr_Malos W"

the next game we are gonna review is jacks warehouse by malos

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if anyone is wondering the game is a mod for red oddities one of radiances old forgotten games before 6.0

so is the funny warehouse game any good ? let's find out !
here's menu the main menu !

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it's pretty bland but the music is a banger so all sins are forgiven

and here's the office !

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honestly looks pretty good easily the best office out of all the games anyway we get a phone call that gives us some deep lore and how to deal with the characters oh yeah the characters let's talk about them

if you ever see the oswald with red shorts in the left doorway shut of either cam 1or cam 2 if you don't he'll kill you

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if the face with the smol eyes ever enters your hallway shut of the cam 4 cam to make him go away

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oh and for some reason there are trtf characters in this game like kitty and vigo

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if either vigo and kitty enter your office put on the mask to make them go away

the final enemy is lockjaw

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if he's in cam 3 turn on the light on the left side and if he's in cam 4 turn on the lights on the right side
honestly i had a blast playing this game it's funny and actually a good game a 7/10 in my opinion at least the main issue i had is that fullscreen doesn't work like at all and that's really it oh and tips are really bad

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"fnati 2 for the forth fucking time"

the final game we are gonna talk about is fnati 2 legacy edition for those that don't fnati 2 legacy is just a cancelled version of fnati 2 original revamp by malrat around late 2022 enlain made a recoded version of what remained of the game and we are gonna review it now

you already know the deal let's rant about the menu

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i'm not gonna rant too much cause this is just a recode of a game that got cancelled 7 years ago but i guess it does a good job at making you feel this was back in the day
here's the office

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which is also pretty back in the day if i do say so myself

the scrolling sucks ass if anyone's wondering btw

the game also has no phone calls and instead has a wall of text post shift 2 style that confuses you more then trying to actually help you

which means i'll have to explain the mechanics damn it

spirit pnm

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when ever you see him at your doorway shut off a camera or turn the lights off by pressing the yellow button on the left

spirit oswald

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he works the same way as mickey except you can't turn off the power

spirit disembodied

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shut off a camera when it's in the office

spirit goofy

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works the same way as oswald

spirit face

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if you see him at the window shut off a cam

spirit mortimer

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works the same way as oswald and goofy

spirit daisy

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works the same way as donald

spirit minnie

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she's the golden freddy type character

and finally spirit mick mick

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she works the same way as goofy and donald

and those were all the characters so what do i think about the gameplay
it's really bland and boring in my opinion i know it's just a recode but i kinda expected more from enlain cause how good nbd 3 was

oh yeah the story ! there's no story you play as greg and your on the island because reasons in night 5 god jumpscares us

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and then basically tells us to go fuck ourself for coming to the island and if we beat night 6 it shows a fnaf 3 good ending inspired screen of all the toons head and it ends like nothing ever happened

overall this game was pretty dang bad like a 3/10
and that's it that's all the games i'm gonna review today i'm finally freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



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