Old Godzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo City like a big playground

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade, and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu, when suddenly Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal, then they both got flattened by the Batmobile

But before it could make it back to the Batcave, Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat, blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away, because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown! (Of Ultimate Destiny.) Good guys, bad guys, and explosions! (As far as the eye can see)

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be? This is the Ultimate Showdown! (Of Ultimate Destiny)

(music break)

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime like Scruff McGuff took a bite out of crime

Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track, but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

And Batman was injured, trying to get steady, when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped–Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind, and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'Cause Batman stole it, and he shot, and he missed, and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and he did a summersault, while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault

Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air, then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

This is the Ultimate Showdown! (Of Ultimate Destiny.) Good guys, bad guys, and explosions! (As far as the eye can see)

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be? This is the Ultimate Showdown!

Angel sang out, in immaculate chorus.. down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris

Who delivered a kick, which could shatter bones.. into the crotch, of Indiana Jones

Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain.. as Batman changed back, into Bruce Wayne

But Chuck saw through, his clever disguise.. and he crushed Batman's head, in between his thighs

The Gandalf the Grey

And Gandalf the White,

And "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight,

And Benito Mussolini

And the Blue Meanie,

And Cowboy Curtis

And Jambi the Genie,

Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman,

Every Single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan

All came out of nowhere lightning fast, and they kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, with civilians looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century, many lives were claimed, but eventually

The champion stood, the rest saw the better:

Mister Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Showdown! (Of Ultimate Destiny.) Good guys, bad guys, and explosions! (As far as the eye can see)

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be? This is the Ultimate Showdown! (This is the Ultimate Showdown)

This is the Ultimate Showdown! (This is the Ultimate Showdown)

This is the Ultimate Showdown! (Of Ultimate Destiny)